Didn’t know that until now, but this is officially THE story where literally nothing is surprising. -_-

This is beautifully descriptive and I appreciate it and you very much.

Karen Gillan is most definitely best known as Amelia Pond, The Girl Who Waited and who traveled time and space with the Doctor.

Fun fact: things like this are LITERALLY the reason the FDA was formed. To keep the public safe from adulterated or falsely-advertised products. Because this shiz is less regulated than other products, the process takes a bit longer to get rid of them - because pharma companies actually cooperate with FDA, unlike…

Starred mostly for “hammered crap” but also because you’re absolutely right.

Please don’t speak of ending Bear Friday posts. Unintentional pun: I could not bear it.

You’re not wrong - I was trying to be witty. I’ll admit I’m just partial to a brand I found that doesn’t bother my skin. Took a lot of trial and error to find anything other than good old Ivory soap! At least my youngest uses the bottles for crafts? :)

Who are you people. Why are you in my yard. Also, bar soap is relegated to 1 foot of space on the bottom shelf for a reason: that reason is that it is inferior. Also, I used to always get it in my eyes and that doesn’t happen with my old lady liquid soap and floofy thing.

My mind is a terrifying enough place.

In civil court, he could be hearing domestic violence injunction cases and family court cases involving abuse and reunification.

I, too, wish to subscribe, however I am also fearful that newsletters were created to track our interests and send chemtrails to our general vicinity, so I am torn.

It is a strange day, indeed, when I find myself in agreement with Newt.
Dr. Drew - He turned me into a Newt! (I got better.)

Please pick me up in the TARDIS and let’s go back and make this right.

It’s a reference to the Adipose from Doctor Who combined with WW for my alter ego, Wonder Woman (you’ve never seen us in the same place, HMMMM?) See avatar with Adipose + WW logo.
Why does Squishy get a fuuuuuuuuuuu? Is it .. Is it because of Finding Nemo?!

Happy Anniversary! Best of luck in not being killed in your sleep.
I believe we’d all like to know the story about how you found out you’re a heavy sleeper, now, please.

Probably why MooFooey the younger licks my hair and forehead when I’m trying to sleep, too. Checking to see what kind of seasoning is needed. Last night he chewed into a bag of seasoning catnip that was accidentally left out.

From now on, when I have some wine, those cats are getting locked in a room ... well, shit. That won’t work either. The older one knows how to open doors and the younger one is such a copycat, it won’t be long.

I snortled at my desk at this. My coworkers already think I’m a little “off” though, so it’s okay. :D

Crap. That top pic ... umm... shit, maybe Rocker DOES have social media. Looks just like him.

I live with my 2 tween daughters and 2 cats. Not worried about the tweens but the cats ... Shit. I wonder what their twitter handles are.
If I’m not back soon, Jez will know what happened to me.