How much you wanna bet that this terrible, awful, no good look is the result of Blake saying, “you’re beautiful just like this, with no makeup, all natural” ... when she was actually just not in stage makeup? Leaving her getting up hours before him to put on a full face of makeup and crawl back into bed so he wakes up…

I have $1.79 in loose change on my desk right now which I’ll happily add to the pot if we’re bribing someone to show us Julianne’s post!

Ahhh, not music at all despite claiming it is: a freaking “preacher” on a Plaza outside UF classrooms claiming his hate speech was music to God’s ears.

It does head that way!

To be fair: (1) traffic on Courtney Campbell Causeway always sucks and (2) I mean, who among us would not gawk a bit at the sight of a heaving ball of manatee lovin’? (3) I don’t believe you, guys. You would totally stop to look at this!! You ain’t got to lie, Craig!

This isn’t up to date, but ...

I watched First Contact again recently and now I can only hear this in the Borg Queen’s distinctive, wet voice and it skeeves me out.

*almost thirteen year old. Thanks KINJA!

Go Gators?! (I ... uh... didn’t go Google “squirrel in Gators hoodie” or anything.)

If I didn’t know for sure my almost-year-old-is broke, I’d be CERTAIN this is her writing. Zero questions asked. Not even on “squirrelfran”, which to be honest, I’m probably going to go call her ... riggght ... ... ... now.

Meeee tooooo! (I know, I’m adding so much substance to the conversation.)

I’m really sad that I’m more surprised at Gawker on the auction blocks.

I love this but still crying...

Ahhh yeah! Lindy’s post about candy corn oreos... I remember actually LOLing at work, to tears, and cracking up too hard to be embarrassed.

Objectively the best use of time, and potentially unleashing chaos upon the new owners. Muahahahaaaa!

I’m so sorry you’ve been in that situation! I could have written this comment about my own situation over the last few months, and I lost a promotion opportunity (coincidentally?) at the same time. For me, him being emboldened by his little “victory” makes every thing he does that much more infuriating and insulting -…

This is the implosion many expected during their covention; it’s just happening later than predicted.

You’re beautiful; this comment is really, really, great- it's the best comment. It’s making KINJA great again!

Well said!

My reaction exactly. Then I read it again to make sure that’s really what she meant and yeah ... barf.