It makes me kinda mad. Mine doesn’t look like that and there’s not even any chance I’ll be puking in it with “9-months-sickness”. :/

I really want him to not be terrible but he is NOT doing well. I kinda don’t blame her at the same time that I hope he stops aging like Stephen Tyler and starts being more Robert Downey, Jr. Post-All-Those-Troubles.

It’s definitely a different, younger vibe since the Great Gawkerpocalypse of Late 2015. A lot of my favorites (from Jez & Kinja) left. Some of the commenters seem to be slowly returning and there are some new stars but I definitely feel like An Old more often now.

There is a woman with the same name as me - first, middle, and last -and a birthday just two days before mine - who has lived within an hour’s drive from me twice, even after a move! I first discovered her existence when my driver’s license was suspended because her insurance had been cancelled. Almost a decade later,…

OMFG WHY. WHY DID I CLICK TO WATCH THAT. I may never purchase bananas again. I knew, but somehow this gif is it for me. EVERY NOPE.

Maybe he figured lunch in Napa would have included airfare out there, so it all evened out in the wash? (Totally didn’t plan that pun but I’m leaving it.)

I have a 10-going-on-16-year-old and 12-going-on-whatEVEROMGGGG-year-old and I am already so fucking sick of teenagers. I don’t even have teenagers yet.
Congratulations on everyone surviving so far, btw.
That Rubio tweet made me simultaneously laugh and want to take away his electronics.

I can’t upload gifs at work so please consider this to be the very best “you deserve all the stars” gif. <stars-stars-stars-stars.gif>

Bobby, you have once again outdone yourself with dat gif. <3 It is a thing of beauty and laughter. MWAHS

I am An Old, so this event is the descendant of my best Saturday nights/Sunday mornings “back in the good old days before people felt like they needed to wear furry shit to get the fuck down and thank chthulu there were not cell phones with cameras. It wasn’t even called a rave. I am embarrassed at what we hath…

I read her comment as attributing some responsibility to the Crisis Pregnancy Center because she specifically came in looking to end her pregnancy, and they lied to her in order to change her mind. A good friend of mine volunteered at a Crisis Pregnancy Center for a while, and she described the MO as: offer support…

I was thinking we should all tell him that Bobby/Jez is why we are all there.

Not to mention how hard it would be to check out my beloved Dirt Bags. I might actually install it if it weren’t for that!

Kreality? Reali-K?

It sounds kind of interesting except for all of the “I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO!!!”

When he dies (or before!), I hope she comes to her senses, gets a lot of therapy, and then writes a book about how absolutely fucked the whole situation was. I hope it makes millions, and she ends up able to live happily and well.

Definitely trolling. Even if they are real beliefs.

Right! People can HAVE their opinions; they’re just not always entitled to act according to them. I BELIEVE a few of the current GOP candidates should be gagged until after the election and I’m entitled to that. I’m not allowed to act on it.
It seems so simple, but ...

Many stars to you.

EXACTLY. It could be pointed out on almost any other post about her. The only reason to do so *here* is to be an ass and start an argument. Which, actually, hmm ... I’m not saying for sure that BBQ is a troll, but if it trolls like a troll, it might not be the worst troll, but it’s still a troll. Let’s leave it to its…