Leslie Knope for EVERYTHING!! <3

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Apparently she’s been held a couple of positions previously and was instrumental in obtaining funding for it. It seems the problem is less that it’s being built, more that it’s being built (and they could find the $ for it) and other positions are being added in the town, but that she feels they can’t afford a…

“Everybody pitch in about $1100, please. We need a nice place from which to say, ‘there’s never really a good time’ to listen to citizen input.”

It sounds like a lot of shenanigans! I don’t even know what to do with this quote from her on The Mountain Jackpot. It looks like she ran 2 years ago, saying they couldn’t afford a marshal, which, fine, if that’s what your budget indicates, but then you really shouldn’t go spending close to a mill on a place for you…

From the comments section of the linked article:

Some people are not good dancers and cannot be, no matter how much time - and money on dance classes - is spent. I am living proof.

This sucks if true, and now one if the biggest assholes on my fb list is possibly correct. Even though his statement was more just to be a jerk and say music doesn’t change the world, Chris Kyle does. (Dude, these things are unrelated. :/ )

My love for the inimitable man is best described in another gif...

Soundtrack for my day, courtesy of suggestion by Jez & BeaBull Apocalypse.
Unrelated note: I saw these guys in Gainesville, FL right before they started getting regular radio play. They were handing out cds in front while we waited in line. One of them (it was dark; I was young and probably high) stole my beer. I…

Plugra is good stuff. One cannot make do with shite butter when it comes to ... I was going to say baking but I’m not gonna lie. I use it for everything. Like good toilet paper and nice sheets, some things are not meant to be skimped on.

I identify with this so hard right now and that makes me sad.

I’m pretty sure it would involve a really high-quality butter as lube and some major flexibility!

It did do that! However: twice while it was installed on his truck, I went to bed while he was drinking and woke up before 2am to find he’d used my car to “just run down to the corner real quickly.” We lived in the boonies; the corner convenience store was 1.2 miles from our house. While there was almost no traffic on…

What is that golden butterfly atrocity?! (That sounds kinda dirty, now that I see it typed out...)

The worst of the bunch fo sho - I often forget he was in it at all! (Maybe because it was terrible; maybe because he’s my daughter’s favorite Doctor & he’s frequently on my TV. Who knows.)

Similar experience with my ex-husband. 3 DUIs spread over 20 years of “adult” life, but what worked for him was being forced by the military into a treatment that worked for him. Driver’s license suspension, heavy fines, even the ignition-lock didn’t work until he was ready and a program that wasn’t AA was made…

Loved that show but he’ll always be the Doctor to me!

This is the best thread. I appreciate being able to snortle a little bit after almost rage-stroking out reading about this MFer. Thank you!

She’ll file suit accusing Julia Roberts and all of Hollyweird of stealing from her. TRIAL OF THE CENTURY or at least the week. Or day.