Soundtrack for my day, courtesy of suggestion by Jez & BeaBull Apocalypse.
Unrelated note: I saw these guys in Gainesville, FL right before they started getting regular radio play. They were handing out cds in front while we waited in line. One of them (it was dark; I was young and probably high) stole my beer. I…

Plugra is good stuff. One cannot make do with shite butter when it comes to ... I was going to say baking but I’m not gonna lie. I use it for everything. Like good toilet paper and nice sheets, some things are not meant to be skimped on.

I identify with this so hard right now and that makes me sad.

I’m pretty sure it would involve a really high-quality butter as lube and some major flexibility!

It did do that! However: twice while it was installed on his truck, I went to bed while he was drinking and woke up before 2am to find he’d used my car to “just run down to the corner real quickly.” We lived in the boonies; the corner convenience store was 1.2 miles from our house. While there was almost no traffic on…

What is that golden butterfly atrocity?! (That sounds kinda dirty, now that I see it typed out...)

The worst of the bunch fo sho - I often forget he was in it at all! (Maybe because it was terrible; maybe because he’s my daughter’s favorite Doctor & he’s frequently on my TV. Who knows.)

Similar experience with my ex-husband. 3 DUIs spread over 20 years of “adult” life, but what worked for him was being forced by the military into a treatment that worked for him. Driver’s license suspension, heavy fines, even the ignition-lock didn’t work until he was ready and a program that wasn’t AA was made…

Loved that show but he’ll always be the Doctor to me!

This is the best thread. I appreciate being able to snortle a little bit after almost rage-stroking out reading about this MFer. Thank you!

She’ll file suit accusing Julia Roberts and all of Hollyweird of stealing from her. TRIAL OF THE CENTURY or at least the week. Or day.

Yours is the only correct answer in this fight. <3

You’re absolutely right! I am sometimes blinded to the good in the face of such egregiously terrible people who are getting sofreakin’much press. Thank you for that reminder! :)
I need to be better at hitting that “unfriend” button. I tend to get mad and stay away from fb instead.

Exactly. He’s a politician and not only is he not the worst of the lot, he’s a big improvement over anyone Americans can currently lay claim to.

“Kendall was dancing at the booth but also looked like she was focused on taking her deejaying duties seriously.”
Oh. Come. ON. Which is less real, Kendall “deejaying” or Kylie’s “new orange hair”?
Grumblegrumble get offa my lawn.

Ugh, I sound like a commercial but I am merely enthusiastic. :)

Oh, I recently found (okay finally took my sister’s recommendation) of a *great* line of skincare! Paula’s Choice- it’s reasonably priced, not tested on animals, made in the US and I LOVE it! They give lots of samples (my go to for travel now). My skin is combination with pores also visible from space. They have a…

Listen, sometimes you don’t know how bad and/or boring it’s going to be until you get the party started, and then you’ll do anything to get the party over with. I don’t think that’s just me, but idk, idk.

I appreciate your concern for my top-sheet-loving soul, but I think you’re only reading the Old Testament. In the New Testament According to Martha Stewart, we are instructed to use a top sheet. :D In hell, we’ll all just be sleeping on an uncovered mattress with no sheets at all.

Hotels are sort of the odd bed out here in that no one should ever sleep under those sheets, anyway.
A few years ago, in CA for a family event, I woke up in a hotel, stretched, slid my hand under the pillow ... and touched a man’s silk zebra-print thong. It did not belong to my husband and there was not a party in our…