Counterpoint: God (Jesus’ Dad) GAVE us top sheets because he intended for us to use them.

Does she have someone working for her, figuring out what is the absolute WRONGEST she can be? Like, here, say this; you’ll get attention, and then Kylie still gets that even WRONGer? It’s the only thing I can come up with.

Beautiful gif-work. A+

Hey, hi! I knew there had to be other Gvillians on Jez! I only get to be in Gville on weekends now; north Tampa area the rest of the time. I’ll be there Friday for the Orange and Blue Game, though. How long have you been there? :)

Oh, no, I have - my last time living in Gville, I lived *outside* of Hampton, FL - of “too corrupt to be a city/too small to have more than one stop sign” fame. (http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/29/us/…) And worked as a domestic violence advocate for the rural areas of Alachua, Union. and Bradford counties. I know tiny,…

You’re right! It’s a cool little University town, with more than its fair share of famous peeps. River Phoenix’s family had a little co-op type of place just south of there, in a tiny town called Micanopy. We used to see him out - and seriously wasted, but always ready to offer a light - at a bar called the Hardback.…

I have never been so proud of my little town. I love the people of Gainesville even more than I hate Gov. Voldemort!

To gawk: to stare openly and stupidly
Trolling: to make a deliberately offensive or provocative online posting with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them

That’s awful to consider, that some of these trolls might be coming from inside the house. :( Awful, but not really all that far-fetched a theory.

It’s so unfair that I’m at work and can’t upload anything, because if any post today deserves the “some people want to watch the world burn” pic (little girl in front of blazing house) ... it is this post. Well played, Madeleine! (Also quite right.)

Kittehs improve everything! It’s an honor to have Jez’s best gif-er/pic-er post in my stead. <3

I didn’t know I wanted that but now I’m crossing all of my fingers and toes for it!

I just thought the exact same thing to myself! Sportsmatic Dirt Bag and still at least 2 Kardashians.
<Picture a Borg "resistance is futile" gif since my work won't allow uploads today.>

I’m sure Bears will be along to comment shortly. :P

I kinda thought maybe we’d get the Deadspin take on Dirt Bag on Jez, but I will accept this sport-themed Dirt Bag on Deadspin instead.

I really want their take on Dirt Bag, though. Or maybe I just really want a Dirt Bag, any Dirt Bag, in which case mebbe I should head over to the Gawker comment section, where at least one kind of dirtbag is bountiful.
Anyway, I got nuttin’ to do at work today, so I’m just going to watch this Deadspin/Jez mashup and…

Florida’s so weird, politically. I lived in a university town for a long time, with plenty of progressives, yet our elected officials were mainly conservative. Now (because I can’t move out of the state without my ex’s approval - thanks, Florida Family Courts!) I live in a larger city that I thought would be more…

I know - the black bear hunt was unbelievable and so terrible. I kept thinking, “no way anyone is going to believe this is conservation” ... but it happened. And now the statewide water policy that just went into effect, also a joke. It just makes me so sad.

Everything about our slimy governor and our Jesus-with-a-machine-gun-on-a-dinosaur, fuck-the-poor-and-women-too, Republican-controlled legislature reminds me of Homer Stokes in this scene from “O, Brother, Where Art Thou?”

I’m with you. I live under Supreme Voldemort Lookalike Scott, too, and more recently, the emboldened state legislature seems to be appealing ONLY to the crazy, retrograde, Jesus with a gun on a dinosaur, screw the poor constituency. They make me rage stroke-y EVERY. TIME. I. HEAR. FROM. THEM.