... I couldn’t get away with all of it any more (lookin’ at you, bra-on-top thingie). But I actually love the hell out of 2/3 of these outfits.
Now I feel like I should hang my head in shame, tho...

My exact thoughts! I probably couldn’t get away with it now, but I kind of love about 2/3 of these outfits...

Please help yourself to almost everything in my 11 year old daughter’s closet.

In 10th grade, my shitty bf convinced me this was the name of an actual channel, and I believed it for about a year. I kept calling it that to try and pass it off like I was joking. Still do. :P

It is so hard for me to understand how people can handle going through those steps to install it on their phone, but remain clueless as to how malware works.

“We should cancel their contract for no other reason, just that they’re awful at what they do.”

COTD.

I love you. Thank you. This is objectively the best gif response to this terrible, terrible thing.

Thank you. I expected ALL the NOPE gifs, plus to find some new favorites because this is the NOPE-est thing I ever NOPED.

I KNOW!! I came here expecting to see EVERY.SINGLE.NOPE gif, pic, meme etc, ever created but not only is there not enough horror expressed here, there aren’t enough NOPES in the whole universe.
Terrifying.

I’m not even calling you a dick. Or I wasn’t before you made this comment. I was noting the existence of a fairly common idea that people should treat other people the way they want to be treated. You might have heard of it under other names, like the golden rule. AKA Don’t be a dick.

I don’t know; what about Wheaton’s Law?

I really want that cousin to be played by VP Biden.

Dear Mr. President ....

This happened to my cheating ex when we were getting divorced and it was freaking *delicious*.

I was feeling pretty accomplished for having literally every piece of laundry in my house clean and put away yesterday... but now ... I dunno, what if I text a donation while we sip our coffee?

I think I addressed that before, but I don’t *think* so. It’s poor human-ing, for sure (lookin’ at you, ex-husband). That does have the same ring to it, in terms of a concocted, ongoing lie, so I get your point. There are some differences, though. “I’ve been badly injured, so sympathize with me and do the blindfold” —…

This one has really brought out the MRA’s and yer basic “I’m just playing devil’s advocate” trolls, hasn’t it? :/

I wouldn’t go so far as to say lying about your name is necessarily rape. But this is more than just lying about “a thing”. This is concocting an entirely false persona with the sole intention of having sex with someone who wouldn’t have sex with the real person.
There are lots of ways this could just have been shitty…

You are so right. I *cannot* believe I made that mistake.
I have been working too hard and clearly, it’s time to chill and get my head right. (Sheesh, KINJA, I don’t need the picture to take up the whole page. -_- )