Will make copious bacon flavored goodies in preparation for dank appreciation day.
I don’t know where else to put this; when you arrive, can we talk about how Mark is ALLLLLL over the news?! All the congratulationz & stuff!

Plz come to Florida with your dankness for a dank meetup. Will supply corgis, frenchies, great danes, catz, no bunnies. Will keep the rest of Florida at bay. :D

Reasonable.

If “sketchy homeless guy” purports to be Willy Nelson, though, it’s way more problematic than “I thought that guy was Willy Nelson.” Newland pretended to be someone she wasn’t, and not just once. It was an active campaign to have sex with someone who wouldn’t have consented otherwise.

The woman on top did not have consent. The person she pretended to be - who was physically entirely different from who she actually was - that nonexistent person had consent. Lying about your marital status, age, job, etc - not rape. Actively creating an entirely different character, building a relationship as that…

I feel like this also is a pretty good predictor for how she feels about nursing mothers daring to feed their babies out in the world, as well. You just know that someone who thinks THIS is pornography has a tenuous grasp on what our bodies are actually intended to do.

Husband #2 AND #4, I think.

I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE.

Serena and Drake, chillin’, drinking tea like the monarchs they are. You’re right - literally anyone else. She could have tea with his moldy cheezdoodleship Trump and I’d still be like, “k, well, maybe she can charm some sense into him for at least a few minutes.”

Right? I’m a little disappointed in Serena. :(

Yeah, it’s telling that his TRO wasn’t converted to a normal injunction. I mean, it was a shitty (ha!) thing to do on both of their parts.
Clean up after your dog! Don’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door! These are some of the easier parts of adulting.

I can’t anymore with this fucking guy. ARrrghhlblblapangalacticgargleblasterargh.

How do you not have all the stars for this?! I literally got out of bed and turned on my laptop to star you for this (because KINJA and my phone are mortal enemies, like the companies trying to take the Goon-docks and Goonies.)
I’ll be singing this song for the next 24hrs at least. Thank you, Troubleface, YOU GOONIE!

Alternate title: “Wasps stung my balls and now I have a new fetish.” ? :)

Vital questions KRAFT should consider before continuing to produce this abomination against all things that are delicious and good (AKA REAL CHEESE, great danes [they love cheese] and .... other things that are not KRAFT Singles.)

Your opinion is bad and also wrong.

They are DEFINITELY the same!*

“But we’re a Christian country founded on faith” ....
Soooo many people seem to confuse the constitution and the Bible these days and just don’t remember that phrase, “separation of church and state”.

What I really “enjoy” about this is how much his comments have in common with a guy we used to see in court on domestic violence issues way too often. On 3 separate occasions, he called two different judges a butt and got tossed for contempt. (He was heading there, anyway, but it was satisfying.) Each time, people…

My favorite comment from him, though, because it just gets allll the standard “I don’t know how to human” BS out there.
“We don’t hate these people. That’s the furthest thing from our hearts,” he said. “We don’t hate nobody. We just want to have the same rights that they have. They’re saying, ‘Hey we’re gonna make you…