Shut. up.
Barrrrrffff.

HAAA! And now I just did the same, reading “projectile-snorted”. Thank you for giving name to what dirtbag so often makes me do! <3 Filing away this turn of phrase for future use!

Definitely thought it was Boy Meets World reference because I can’t figure a link to the place. Topanga’s curls, her (adorable) curls...
Also, I’m certain that autocorrect/spellcheck includes suuuuuuuper obscure proper names and excludes other words just to mess with us. Autocorrect conspiracy theorist, right here!

Right?! How am I supposed to pretend to be researching when anyone can read it from 50 feet away?

“You two are just dumber than a box of hammers!”

Excellent reference. :) Accurate reflection of how I feel about this Clerk, her ilk, etc. etc. etc.

“My hair!” (Just for funsies. Not an accurate reflection of anything in particular.)

In fairness, you KNOW kittens hate ‘Murica, so Obummer is just trying to fake us all out with his family pooch. TeamCatHQ, we’re watching you! You and your pro-claw, anti-gun agenda.

(Ha, I’m not stalking you, I promise; I starred and then realized... You’re just en fuego, I guess!)

There’s another earth? Does this involve getting there by TARDIS by any chance? Regardless, can I come? Because in my news feed, I just got an article whining about how there aren’t any protests for the officers; where are the protesters NOW? (Sorry the shirt is huge because Kinja.)

Today was a really crappy day that started at 5am, so I’m seriously considering a stop at the Publix Liquor Store. Mangoes are going in something that I drink today. :D
But I’m saving the name Costa Ritas for the next time I need to name a great pineapple adult beverage! You’re invited! (Fair warning: that would be in…

Which frankly, sounds DELIGHTFUL right now.

Yeah. I feel ya. It’s so disappointing and infuriating to see a post by someone you thought was a decent human IRL but there they are on fb just spewing hate and vitriol or reposting idiotic bias. And there are the occasions when people speak up against it and it’s such a welcome relief! I love the “unfollow” option…

Twins. :(
People are terrible.

I enjoy a twisted sense of humor and I’d probably cackle, knowing I was going to hell, but it’s too much, man. Too many families have had to see those coffins and there’s nothing fucking funny about it.

Then it’s off to have some Sonny’s BBQ & the abomination that is that banana pudding/’nilla wafer concoction with Sweet Tea and then insulin.
(Not an indictment of Sonny’s, sweet tea or diabetes, because I don’t care what people do with their bodies. I just lived in “the South” for long enough to know that my…

I read this as “molesting a nice cookie while it’s baking, grandma, you said it” and I was like ouch, no and don’t talk to grandma that way. BRB need to coffee more.

Is there room for taco salad in this fight???
It allows everyone to create the perfect ingredient-to-chip-of-choice ratio in every bite. It’s the ultimate in special orders!

<3 <3 <3
I play this song whenever I have the opportunity to play music around my cheating sumbitch of an ex and it makes me ridiculously satisfied. Got to do it yesterday as we exchanged our girls, actually. We’re perfectly pleasant, with JoJo telling him to GET OUT in the background.

Starred for the sentiment and your name!
All the stars.
Actually those aren’t stars.

I’m wearing a grey shirt, too! We are all in looooove!
But, just for the sake of being contrary, hear me out, here ... what if maybe they went shopping together and they both liked the same shirt so much that they each bought one? Thinking, “aw, we’ll be one of those cute matchie-matchie dorky couples. Like normals!”
I…

They are! I get your Dad’s hesitation. Each time, I’ve said, “I can’t do the short life span again.” And then I do something like fall in love with a puppy in Poland, and boom, there we are again. I want to rescue, but selfishly, it’s got to be a young dane... I want allllll the years with them! A lot of dane owners…

Awww, I’m so sorry. It breaks your heart losing the big heavy head and goofball loves, doesn’t it. </3 I’m a dane girl, too. We’ve had 3. We lost our first girl, Jake, to bloat, the first time I boarded her (at age 6). I lost my Polish girl Nells about two years ago, and my babygirl Arwen ... my ex got her in our…