Throw in dating Natalie Dormer, and you got my $50.

NICE TRY, BUT DRUIDS CAN’T USE SWORDS.

“Bogey men”.

“Let them eat ribs!"

I kind of think that’s why Perlman made the comment...it’s not like Brad Pitt calling somebody ugly, where it’s gonna blow back on him as punching down, ya know?

Seems pretty obvious that it’s just an evolved version of 1978's Mast Blaster UFO.

SO DO I.

Reinterpret?

Ah, back when the world got weirder every year, but not in an awful way...

This is also how Trump found out about Little Richard’s death.

...Google:”We are showing results for:”Little Richard”. Would you like to see results for “little dick” instead?”

As opposed to the James Dean drive, which didn’t go so well for James Dean.

I figure this is the point at which Bjorn gets confined to a wheel chair and starts fighting crime.

Sorry. I’m old. My cultural touchstones *may* differ from yours.

So...the A’V club is now just promoting ripoffs of old memes?

Protest I was at, the only pop culture on display was hippity hop music, so obviously, THAT is to blame. We never had these sorts of things during HAIR METAL.

DEEP THOUGHTS FROM AN OLD

Haven’t seen it mentioned anywhere, but the PEACEFUL march through Hollywood yesterday was organized by Lizzo.

...it was kind of weird, I watching the local news coverage, and boom. There she was.

Doing that vs not doing that is the lesser of two weevils.

Right? I was like:”Star Trek 4??? What is this, some kind of CONNNNNNNNNNN!!!?"

Is this before or after he was doing all of that squirrelfucking?

Jeezus. This fuggin’ jagoff.

I grudgingly upvote you for posting this before I did.

I KNEW I should have gone with grandfather’s axe.