They should just rename the band: The Ship of Theseus.

If that were the case, I can imagine the navy would have no shortage of seamen.

Jeez. Didn’t anybody learn anything from Motley Crue? You need strippers in the water for ballast.

Reverse that, and you got my $4.99.

Wait. What do movies cost? I can’t remember.

I thought that was a remake of “Two girls, one cup” starring these two..?

Are we believing this?

Sounds a lot like how musicians and actors used to cancel stuff because exhaustion.

....IT WAS NEVER EXHAUSTION.

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I NEED TO GET RID OF THE 27.5% OF KESSLER’S THAT IS WHISKEY, THEN I WILL HAVE GLORIOUS DEATH JUICE SUPER VODKA?

Hey maaan. I love me some grain spirits, and I’m still pissed that they nerfed the laws in California so you can’t buy anything over 100 proof...an ice cold shot of the 151 Everclear in a Starbuck’s mocha frappe was a GOOD TIME.

These guys get it. It’s inoffensive stuff that is easy to drink a lot of.

I LOVE the graphics they used on the malt liquor. Wish I knew the story on that super stylized modern sixties bull logo. Had to be some serious Don Draper style branding meeting.

I dunno. When I was a kid in Michigan in the era of SMOKEY, we used to hunt cans and bottles (they had a 10 cent return. Find 25, and that was a model kit AND candy), and my friend’s older brother had sort of an informal collection where he’d keep one of every variety. He had to have between 50-100 varieties, all…

KESSLER’S IS AROUND $10 FOR A HALF GALLON. 

I used to love that. He doesn’t so much interview as just converse.

You want to see something so weirdly awesome that it’s hard to believe it exists, watch this: The unaired pilot for ORSON WELLES’ late-seventies variety show, featuring a long interview/crowd interaction segment with Burt:

True, but by Hooper, that impersonation had gotten so over-the-top that it was enjoyable again for me.

Man, I love that movie. I know it’s wrong, but I think it might be my favorite Burt movie.

It probably helps that my brain conflates Hooper and The Stuntman into a single entity.

I used to do quite a lot of overnight driving (band equipment trucks) in the late eighties/early nineties, and the CB was just so essential...and weird. We’d keep it on all night monitoring the truckers for speed traps, but the guys would also just chat about this and that. After a while, you even got a sense for…

OH COME ON, WHERE WOULD THEY FIND SOME PEOPLE TO RUN IT WHO COULD GIVE A SATISFYING ENDING TO A BELOVED FRANCHISE WITH A LARGE ENSEMBLE CAST????

Wait. Have we ever played a game where we assign Community characters to Avengers? It’s a little difficult because the guy who looks the most like Captain America is…

Man, I long for a mediocre seat-warmer.

Because of Trump, my new measure of a great president is:”Guy who just runs the country, but you never much hear about him”.

Can’t wait to get a nice relaxing Carter/Bush 1/Jerry Ford style guy in the office again.

It’s that thing where teenagers will eventually go:”Fuck it, you know what? I AM just as shitty as you say I am”, then go on a self-destructive rampage to prove it.

This started right around the time the right adopted the word “Deplorables” as a badge of honor.

Thing I’ve noticed about people who DON’T have a sense of humor is that they are offended by those who do...so to the humorless masses, Trump not having a sense of humor is actually a positive.

...all of which somehow reminds me of the episode of “Toast of London” where it’s revealed that Toast doesn’t have a sense of…