squirtloaf
squirtloaf
May 24
58

It’s the Ship of Theseus, except the ship is Journey and the mystery is why anybody cares.

May 19
8

Season six’s paintball episode is the best of the paintball episodes and is worth the trip alone.

Apr 13
1

Definitely in the horror-comedy vein, with some Hammeresque gore.

Mar 21
4

Well good for you. Maybe we can wait until the body is cold before you tweak your outrage nipples

Feb 20
54

If you are in a relationship with Jeri Ryan and find that is not satisfying your horniness, I would suggest that you have a problem

Feb 10
17

Man, I do not understand the organizing principle behind Great Job, Internet.

Feb 7
1

What I’ve heard is that it’s just a very easy way to get in extra specific content tags.  It costs nothing to add in “step sibling” for a scene, so it’s become popular with producers to use it instead of creating a new set and costumes and whatnot.  

Feb 7
1

There’s a theory that porn has to keep going further and further because as certain aspects become used, they become less edgy. Anal used to be edgy, threesomes, facials, whatever. The family thing is because watching people have sex isn’t “extreme” enough; there has to be a taboo.

Feb 7
1

I always assumed a good portion of this is just marketing and search optimization. If you made a few videos and they became popular you would keep the “franchise” going. Some people are going to watch for the, uh, content rather than the story. Those viewers are going to go back to your series because they like the Read more

Jan 6
6

No offense but you’re being a bit pedantic or obtuse. The WW3 memes from the last few days were specifically about recent events. You know this. WW3 memes before this were different. Both culturally and contextually. Even the punchline is different since the new punchline is specifcally referring to a specific, recent Read more

Dec 25
3

Started watching the new series and realized i had forgotten how season 1 ended so i decided to rewatch that. For some reason the father reminds me of John C McGinley’s character on Scrubs and i find myself constantly expecting him to go on a tirade and start calling everyone buttercup and such. Parker Posey was an ins Read more

Dec 17
8

Yeah, I like Driver but the idea that storming out on Terry Gross is the apex of normalcy is an odd take.

Dec 17
46

Did I miss it or did an article about Star Wars games not mention the X-Wing titles. Those were great! Read more

Dec 16
4

I mean...I predicted almost all of it except Trieu being the villain, and the stupid as shit Keene monologue.

I’m sorry, the monologues really wrecked things for me. Not quite as much as last week’s Manhattan doing nothing for no reason. God, there was so much good but those 2 things really took me out of the Read more