Meh. It’s like, Bruce Lee and James Bond weren’t bulletproof, and those characters were still as believable as armored bat.

Like I said, to me, that is the whole point. He is such an exceptional combatant that he doesn’t GET shot. He’s faster than you, and so much smarter that he is 3 steps ahead. By the time you have…

I’ve said it a million times, but Batman shouldn’t be bulletproof. The whole point is that he is just THAT good that you either don’t get the shot off, or he’s gone before you pull the trigger.

THAT is what is terrifying about him, not that he is IRON MAN DARK©

There was a run in the early seventies where Batman was…

He loves the Eagles and Fleetwood Mac tho.

You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

It’s just a look that I’m noticing more and more and hate...at some point people started mistaking “underexposed” for “pro”.

BATMAN: THE DARK red KNIGHT

Looks like an indie film shot on DSLRs.

Milky mid-tones? Check
Under-lit and de-saturated to look more “cinematic”? Check

“
Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass”

Died? I thought he just changed his name to Tom Hardy?

Manu Bennett really did what he could though...it sort of felt like all of the actors rallied.

...and blood explodes as if their body was at 300psi, eventually filling the entire screen...

It was like a really bad show that somehow wasn’t bad at all. One of my favorite things from the 2010's, and always a joy to put on when company came over and wasn’t expecting it.

It took me a while. I tried after Whitfield died and just couldn’t...but I came back to it a few years later, and the post-Whitfield stuff is actually good...but yeah.

“JUPITER’S COCK!”

Well, it’s doing its job setting up the whole DC comics cinematic failure universe...

Hissstler.

When DO those Kid Rock/Ted Nugent 2024 “Make America Rock Again” hats go on sale, anyway?

UUuugh. I hate sax. If sax didn’t suck, it would be clarinet.

Adolphe Sax was the WORST person in history with a variation of the name :”Adolf”.

I find your implied categorization of serpents as evil to be racist.

Also: Sssssssssssssss....

Wait until you see their new feature:”Great job, Natalie Portman” that is just a website article aggregator.