Now really, dude, what would a serpent do with colored pomade?

We?

Jeez, how the fuck old are you, because I’m old, and still went through 5 years of manic panic and colored pomades in the nineties...

Oh yeah. I'm Highland/Fountain. 

I live about 4 blocks from the Dolby theater, so tomorrow is going to be a horrifying day of helicopter noise, parking problems and street closures...yay.

Sigh. I guess I’m never going to get the sophisticated world travelling superhero James Bond detective of the Denny O’Neil/Neal Adams early seventies run.

I’m a little creeped out that the dude is singing the high part...

Dude. TOO FAR. Don’t bring that perversion into my thread.

“Unless you want to get cute and cite something like E.T. or Mrs. Doubtfire, there aren’t a lot of movies about divorce. Marriage Story...is a relative rarity. “

Y’all, y’all, y’all...it should be written into law that every person who likes Marriage Story or KVK should watch Ingmar Bergman’s 1973 masterpiece Scenes…

Well, a lot of those Muppets were made from socks...and there are definitely...POSSIBILITIES...with socks...

IT IS IN A POPULATION OF 2, EISENSTEIN!

A FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

I HAVE met Americans, which is why this seems so weird...we are a nation of unfuckable siblings!

Like 100% of all people, I like some pretty horrifying stuff, but I can’t even with the family stuff. The last thing I need to think about when...perusing...is my mom or whatev.

I have never understood that whole thing...like, TMI, but I had a lady friend once who liked using the word “daddy” when doing the nasty, and…

Strangely enough, two of those mean it can catch on fire...

This whole “family” thing really distresses me. IF I ever looked at a free streaming porn site, I would be dismayed at how many of the clips are about sibling, step-siblings, parents and step-parents.

I mean, seriously...WTF? Is there really a significant portion of the population that wants to bang their relatives?

I don’t know who that is, so I guess I’ll have to look her up.

What about the Lloyd/Beau/Jeff bridges trio?

Oh cool. Now it looks like some crappy video shot on a cell phone.

I’ve lived in Hollywood for about 35 years now, and what sucks is that for the first 20 or so, it pretty much didn’t change. (and hadn’t since the ‘40's-’50's) It was resistant to development because it was such a shit hole that nobody wanted to come here except broke musicians, junkies and tourists.

I mean, there was…