Mehhhhhhhhhhh.

I can think of one person...

Wwhatever one had the "I'm not a bad guy, I just have a shitty personality " speech!

Please tell me they are doing early bird gift certificates! 

I’m old, and I went to the fb page hosting the event to find stuff to shit on, but instead found a community of hilarious nihilists.

You know it's bad when civil war isn't even the worst case scenario. 

I’d fuck a tiger.

As a soft white boy who snorts adderall,  I heartily recommend this record without having heard it. 

As an abusive loser, I heartily recommend this record without having heard it. 

Prince: (sees future)"Aw hell naw!"

I just won't be happy.

I can see the teaser line now:"YOU'LL TOTALLY EXPECT WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS GENDER REVEAL!"

Counterpoint: I was molested by Thriller as a child.

Counterpoint: I really liked the pre-crisis DCU (comics).

It was a pretty mind-blowing idea, that every story that COULD be told WAS happening somewhere in the infinite multiverse, and more importantly, it was a lot of fun, being able to have the Flash meet the Golden Age Flash, for instance.

It was also an elegant…

I liked season 2, but I sort of have a thing for that gal from Man in the High Catstle, so that might have colored my judgement.

I liked some of the S2 fights a LOT also. Brutal and deadly.

Pitt was a golden god in that film. If nothing else, it got me to go to the gym.

...for a while.

I guess that’s the silver lining...that we can have Marvel TV shows that don’t have some weird DO NOT CROSS line between them and the rest of the MCU.

I really think the Netflix shows suffered by never becoming more integrated into the larger MCU (Shield obviously did as well, but that’s a different horse).

Season 1…

I LIKED THE GODDAM PUNISHER. LET’S NOT ACT LIKE IT WASN’T A THING.

*5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the cat is racist.

The two roles I saw him in were the Tudors then True Blood, which were very different. That was my:”Heyyyyy....this guy is playing different guys. What is he, some kind of...ACTOR????”

It always confuses me when they pull that trick...as opposed to a Brad Pitt or something where it’s just:”Same guy, different movie”.