squirtloaf
squirtloaf
squirtloaf

Lliberace, or more aptly, Little Richard.

I feel like the only person alive who is MEH on Barry.

Yes, but she rarely shows up on time.

I’mactually astonished how many people seem to get it. I didn’t know M&W had much exposure over here.

Not entirely true. If you choose to make Jesus an orc, there are several shades of green. 

They dont show the character customization screen.

Sounds like you might be better off playing Jesus’ partner, BMX Bandit.

That 3 day long respawn rate kind of kills it...

You can’t read Tom Strong and think he hated superheroes...I mean yeah, it’s Doc Savage riff, but the character really embodies all that is good about superheroes, and Moore writes it without sarcasm.

Mkes you wonder what he would think of the Marvel movies. I grew up on second-hand ‘60's Marvel comics and love the

SPIDER-MAN WAS 2002! I say!

They probably just realized that the two characters were interchangeable and let the other guy have the second movie, like bands on a co-headlining tour.

I mean seriously...did they at some point go:”Wait. What if we split Han Solo into two guys...one is a pilot, the other a rogue...AND a pilot!”

Meh. I enjoyed it. Nice to see something with an uncynical sense of wonder about the universe.

....THAT ISN’T PORN.

I still don’t understand why these two characters aren’t one character.

“Gentlemen, we finally read through the scripts you have prepared for us...and...um...is this a joke? We counted 31 scenes of what can only be described as hot furry girl-on-girl action...and 7 scenes of, let em see if I got this right...a super-flexy Tigra using her tongue to clean herself like a cat...an entire

The shared experience is really the only reason I go see anything in the theater anymore.

...the crowd I saw Bohemian Rhapsody with was heavily gay, and their reactions made the movie about 70% more fun.

Never go to a concert or sporting event. You’ll hate it.

Karen.

Yech. As a graphics guy, everything about these makes me ill...including the fact that whatever clod did these probably makes four times my income!

But seriously...these are ugly and awful. EVERY choice is terrible.

Aren’t we all?