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That is because he has lived the life of ten ordinary men.

I thought that was Steven Wright?

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

Ugh. Enough with the growing up and coming-of-age already. Can we just have our Mordawwa and Scientist comic???

Yeah, but that’s not a trope. It’s a specific thing.

Well, I think the gave away the game with the casting. One does not cast Jeremy Irons as a thing that does not fuck 

I watched it as a miniseries that I abandoned after the first episode.

She’s like the female Sublime.

It probably just didn’t register because Liz Phair has no lips.

I read the name in the headline as:”Tobe Hooper” and it made more sense.

I made it through about 1/3rd of this. I may return to it, I may not.

I just sort of hate douchebags, and this movie is like spending 3 hours with them. This is film much a distillation of everything I dislike about Scorcese, and everything I hate about overserious, uncharismatic chiselers who think they are the alpha

It’s simple. Marvel is in on the joke, DC is not. One invites parody, one parodies itself.

Counterpoint: There is no superhero fatigue...these shows are just filling the need for MORE superheroes.

Right? I guess there was just more money in being Puddy.

Im a Quadrophenia-is-better-than-anything guy...but are we drawing a line between “concept album” and “album with an actual narrative”?

Ha ha, very funny. You must think I am some kind of pervert.

...I just watched it on pornhub, like a normal person.

That’s one hell of a Harrison Ford impression. 

It was actually not a script, but a dvd entitled:”Pacific rimming 2".

Kinda yes, but...

There WAS that thing that he did that was extremely reckless, that being the “failed” assassination attempt against himself that he set up, allowing himself to be shot at without being 100% sure his catching-the-bullet defense would work, and then being absolutely PUMPED afterwards like a goddam sports