Well yes, but mocking socialism would never work in the U.S. because we’re inherently different from countries where mocking socialism works and everybody is happy.

I knew shit like this would happen once we started frowning at people for using the word Bimbo...

They used to use Krypton exploding as a one-panel recap, so I’m not sure...and my favorite era, ‘50's and ‘60's CURT SWAN Superguy had a LOT of Krypton and Jor-El in it. Kryptonian villain shows up, Krypton explodes in flashback. Kandor shows up, Krypton explodes in flashback. Braniac shows up, Krypton explodes in…

It’d actually be interesting to see which character has been killed the most in popular literature. I bet I’ve seen goddam Jor-El and Lara blow up 100 times...and the Waynes get mowed down at least half that.

And Jor-El. 

If uncle Ben were alive today, he’d be over 175 years old.

Counterpoint: I live in Hollywood and love that there are so many stories about MY town.

Oh cool. Conan has a podcast...maybe I’ll finally check out what this whole scene is about.

I thought it was gonna be Ted Cruz.

WOTEVER, DECEPTICON.

Meh. Sony’s track record is to go the other way, making an overstuffed Spidey movie with 15 villains and three sub-plots that double as backdoor pilots for spin-offs.

There’s a saying in blackjack:”Never split a winning hand”.

Like, you get two tens...you can split them each into their own hand and possibly win twice as much money...but the likelihood is equally high that you will make two hands of shit and end up with nothing...(less than nothing actually, because splitting…

“Captain America’s trilogy for instance was Raiders of the Lost Ark + Three days of the Condor + the Manchurian Candidate + Patriot games. “

Lol. There is literally no movie (or trilogy) you cannot nail as being a combination of several other movies. 

Like: Dark Knight was just Iron Man+black paint+Bozo.

...okay. Black…

Yes exactly.

If all you have is spice, you die.

Wow!

It’ll be fun seeing how Sony screws the pooch next time out.

My favorite “that guy” discovery recently.

That slow pullback to show the room after the Carr sex scene was amazing. Put me right in her mind, that realization of:”Oh fuck, where actually AM I? This is not my elelment.”That line, “I never pictured you living somewhere like this” was perfect, too.

Um...that’s “alternate universe twin”.

We sort of overshot and filled the video with teens. We’ll get it right SOMEday.

I never went to college. Never traded pop tarts for a thing. I lived In my car until I found a band worth working for, then toured for 7 years banging strippers, junkies, and honestly nice girls who just wanted a little mean in their lives. Some of them were fairly manic and pixieish before the meth or heroin caught…