My band just put out the first single/ video from our new album...nobody cares, as we are not perky-titted twenty nothings or cool Chicago bands the the writers of the av club made up. We are this:

“Tentpole” might be the wrong term on my part. I suppose ANY Marvel movie is technically a tentpole, but there are definite tiers within the Marvel heirarchy.

I feel like I may have read a Chuck Tingle book about hot Amazon warehouse centaurs...

Pew! Pew!

Hi, Tyler here. I think Amazon Prime© is wonderful. There are no coercive tactics used to try making people retain the service. If you signed back up within 15 minutes at a reduced Welcome Back Friend!© rate, I am sure you would be very happy in perpetuity.

“Hey guys. I have a new idea for a concept album. It’s about water.”

It’s hard to notice stuff like that when you only watch for 3 minutes at a time...

If we have to lose Coltrane to be safe from sax, FINE.

Sometimes the bathwater is so heinous that no amount of babies justifies not throwing it out.

Besides, we will still have clarinet and trumpet, both far superior to sax. We can console ourselves with copious amounts of Miles and Artie Shaw.

No. Sax was invented by THIS hipster choade, Adolphe Saxe, making Hitler objectively only the second worst Adolf homonym in history.

Quadrophenia>all other albums by anybody ever.

Bon Jovi.

I’m cool with that...as long as one icon choice is a word that describes the function...

I don’t care.

I fucking hate icons. Every time I go to a new app I’m like:”Uh...okay, what does the bird mean? Banana? Shoe?”

I vote we just go back to using words...like, the “save” icon could be the word SAVE.

“His Leucochloridium count is even higher than master Yoda’s!”

Yes, WW2. Great...but will there be gratuitous dinosaurs?

To be fair,  peeing in the pool IS more impressive if you are walking on it at the time

Shit, when I was 4, I was already in the union,  working the line at Oldsmobile...

Probably the matrix... it just came out of nowhere. I had no idea what it was about going in, so was completely unprepared, whiwh is the best way to take something in.

Of cock.