Yeah let that out of sight for like 10 seconds in the snow we have here now......or "How to Transform a Gun into a Mine"

Omg that little piggy is going to get a dreadful crash course in banjospeak in the joint.

Someone forgot their lollerskates!!

Tell that to all the dead flies up in that mess......Eeeeyuch. Someone needs to tell that poor guy to call Orkin next time......they have those "Never Get Stuck Up Your Butt" wands I think they call them.....

Wickedly written and astute article.......on the topic of acceptace (un-dead atheist 7 years give or take since I dropped the book completely) I've swung the typical arc of really loathing and despising all things religion to coming to a more mellow place which seems to elude a lot of my likeminded peeps and I just…

Errr, aren't "clothes" basic "worker's rights" at most jobs? So ummmm, that'll be a firm "Nope" I would think.....They may, interestingly enough, be able to corner a piece of the market on "the right to bounce and jiggle all over the place" though which can be pretty darn fun, too......

What are we, Scotsmen?...

"And this is for when I feel like you've been drinking too much, sweetheart..."

#5- Pretend you're still sleeping and don't notice, then start mumbling the pledge of allegiance like you're sleep talking but get more and more overtly sexual about it as they approach climax......then right as she's cumming break into some James Brown. It's all about the assist......

Fact: My mechanic does all of his work with one of these.

Once I got over feeling sorry for the poor malnourished robot being forced to do its dancing bear routine for Comrade Putin, I then noticed what appears to be a forklift (?) burning in the snow behind the spray painted racetrack assumedly to provide warmth, lighting, or just black smoke for everyone's lungs to…

I would like to talk about the safe parts of this video.

Crips launching satellites. For Crips-mas.

Ok so I got a file to download to my PC and its great, 750 mb took about 45 min tho.......it really isn't "practical" as a secure workaround to store files on a device or computer (and as I mentioned in a previous post, their online player fails miserably). My humble conclusion: "This site could become the Ultimate…

Whelp, about 11 min into attempting to watch a video through their player (keep in mind I paid for a month of unlimited bandwidth), the screen flashed "unable to play file" and after 3 attempts it wouldn't even reload from the beginning. Sorry, I know you're just the messenger here, but this service is at best still…

Got the download link to work (sent a message to customer support, I'm assuming they fixed it in response) and in roughly 11 hours I will be able to open the file on my PC since the download rate is 149KB/s. Where has this service been all my life??? @@

Also, when clicking to watch video online (because their POS downloading page does not work), one should reserve a few minutes for buffering. Nothing quite like watching flicks in 60 second increments :/ Later on I plan to compare the online vid to the file download I normally utilize without the workaround. Not…

This "service" requires vids to be converted to be played online and then when I click to download instead (I, like most non-idiots use V LC so codecs aren't a problem usually), the page cuts out to a 404. Glad I only spent 7 bucks (the $5 per month is only if you pay for the year up front, otherwise its $7 to pay as…

Hahahahah AWESOME!!!!! and h/t......bummer what a pansy the guy holding the camera was, I'd like to have caught the parts where he was vomiting uncontrollably and couldn't hold the camera straight.

Possibility 11) Humanity is the asshole neighbor of the universe and all the other neighbors with any damn sense in their heads moved far, far away from Earth the nanosecond they caught wind of us. Maybe they knew our early ancestors and were nice about it......maybe it's a 50,000 year old game of "Hide and Go Seek"…