The invocation, yes. Other racing series too, like Indycar.

My formative years involved a lot of time in heavy metal parking lots. Just great memories of beer, boobs and buds. Thirty years later I’ve made new memories in these same parking lots with my own kids. The only difference is my youngest (18) son loves to get into the pit and mosh but nowadays I’m content just to hang…

Holy crap! That was the most painful to listen to podcasts I’ve listened to in a loooooong time.

I blame Chrysler for this incident. Ever since they built the modern mini-van, people have been using them as offensive and defensive weapons. Anyone that has been around a school’s drop off area in the morning or afternoon can attest to.

Nothing. I drive 500 miles each way from Pennsylvania to North Carolina and back, at least once a year, and I only ever stop for fuel. My current car gets about 400 miles to the tank. If I had a car that had a range of 500+ miles on a single tank, I wouldn’t stop at all.

I like cast iron but for most instances this is the superior pan. I am digging the revival of the old iron but the hispters gotta lay off, its not the end-all of cooking.

I like cast iron but for most instances this is the superior pan. I am digging the revival of the old iron but the…

I’d say I’ve been over Oprah for a good 15 years now, if not longer. Right about when she started taking herself so damn seriously.

I FEEL SO VALIDATED RIGHT NOW

Very low grade stuff right there.

Very low grade stuff right there.

OT: You see “anthropomorphized Twinkies”. I see on and off-label xanax.

Because minions are anthropomorphized Twinkies, which kill children much more slowly, in order to extract maximum consumer value.

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This. Me. I’m a “jack ass-of-all-trades”

Oh!! I'll take you up on that! Best.Bet.Ever!!

Depending on what grades they are supposed to be in, you should really fuck with her. Like if they are studying something in Math like the basics of addition, ask them if they know their times tables. If they are studying the founding of America, ask them if they know about the French/Indian War. Don’t try and blow…

A family acquaintance is a “champion” for the anti-vaxx movement. It pleases me so much that she’s going to have to homeschool her kids next school year. Not because she’s a good person... But because she FINALLY will have to start paying attention to her kids instead of focusing her efforts elsewhere.

SHE DIED WITHOUT THE CORPORATE MACHINE TELLING HER WHAT TO DO! MURRICA!

Now, I feel obligated to mention Michaela DePrince who I’m also obsessed with.