There's no way 9 is the count.....that serial killer makes the count sound normal

Do they mean kids like Michael Brown's age?

Holy crap I never thought I would ever have to actually consider using Bing.

"Penisissippi"....Or as the locals call it, "Florida".

Does the solution pertain to the fact that midnight (12am) on the same day they find out about their green eyes would require them to travel backwards in time to satisfy the rule (because assumedly it was later than midnight when the man departed)?.....

Give him a chainsaw and put him in a phone booth with George Zimmerman. Then we'll know.

"Phhhhbbbbbtttt!!"~By Samsung....

Holy shit batman

As in audiophiles aren't typically the type to concede a small thing like sound quality in an argument about (Beats) headphones......followed by the obligatory (it's Thursday) bestiality/necrophelia spin etc.

Says a man trying to get audiophiles to just let things go.....NOW who's beating off a dead horse, huh?

I've known lots of peeps that paid good money for ketamine and rave tickets......

If we're only reaching high enough to clear "Long Live Purity" then I'd like to suggest "Snakes From a Butthole".......if you want anything fancy I can come back later.....

Dads will buy these by the truckload for their daughters

There needs to be a reality show punishment for bad celebs where we all get to text in with votes to taze the contestants while they sing and pick up trash on the highway. Then they'd behave.

I was gonna say it sounds like the plot from The Hobbit but I was confused and was actually thinking of Tom Cruise prolly cuz he's short and into new age stuff too......yep this is EXACTLY like minority report

At the risk of being eaten alive on the interweb I think the bearing it (her occupation) has on the story comes from the fact that these are (relatively) famous people and if not for that fact, this situation wouldn't be reported about or digested publicly at all. Maybe 30 seconds on a local channel or two......and…

Maybe filtering is achieved similarly to the way a water purifier works but on a larger scale with layers of sand/carbon/synthetic resins combined with the vacuum caused by the waves? If they had a membrane layer it could even incorporate reverse osmosis (?)........

All the pilots I know and have met are a very attenuated and highly intelligent class of people disciplined and reliable to a level of freakishness frankly (I skydive). I can't imagine in this lifetime that any country would hand the keys over to the other 95% of the population to take a plane for a spin over a…

It wants to see him do this in the short grass.....

Everything this guy has ever sold....