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My friend has been calling him “Kanye South”

I am in a little restaurant with a friend as I read this. There is a man next to us, he is alone. We all have the same waitress, her name is ‘Wendy’. This old man starts telling her how, his girlfriend’s name was ‘Wendy’ at “age 25" and all the things she used to do with him. Much, more than a waitress or any

And you don’t even have to be in that movie to make them relive that day until they do it right.

Oh yeah, because “clown hair” and the ubiquitous doily aren’t just as creepy.

Exactly. My point is he that he aligned himself with “Bill Cosby (The Real Life Rapist)“ and not “Dr. Huxtable (The Good Father)“ This ‘same guy’ thing is way in the past now. Where is that show on anymore? How cheap can you order the entire box set?

At this point, at the time of this interview, there is a clear deliniation between Dr. Huxtable and Bill Cosby. ‘R’ chose the latter and that is very telling.

Well, I hope that you FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF THEN

They were more polite back in the day. It used to be called a ‘rainy day’ fund.

I knew I smelled his brume

Buy him a porkpie hat and tell him he is the “Macklemost”

That he then pisses on.

Bahahaha! He didn’t even say “Dr. Huxtable”

That really is the only dessert here that I would genuinely turn away.

BIRTHDAY MONTH

#GOING4GOLD #EYEOFTHETIGER

For an abandoned Chinese mall, it certainly has a lot of Star Wars nerds in it

I bet she would love your teasing, she seems like she might be a truly nice lady.

When the time comes, the words that summon the cultural shift will come from the prepared.

All I could think was ‘Vote For Kylo’

Yes! The Angry Orchard Apple Ginger. The cinnamon tastes like they put candy in your cider, but the apple ginger is great, really light, crispy and sweet.