Omg. I think I have ducked out of subway more times than I have eaten there. No doubt.

I’m not convinced here that a blameless outbreak is the cause of their problems.

There an agenda here that has nothing to do with art. Thankfully, we seem to care what these people decree less and less every year. Does every film have to been seen through the prism of the most narcissistic society in the world? What is this really? Why would I care?

That really does look like a tiny penis spiffing up for an awards ceremony. White shirt on! Who will dress me this year? Tiny penis makes more decisions in hollywood than you would think....

Yes, thank you. I came here to tell people how to clean their bongs if they start tasting like a gourmet restaurant. Get the 91% alcohol, soak for hours if it is really dirty, add some huge salt bits, the grinders largest option, put fingers and hands over and in all holes, hold tightly, and shake, shake, shake.…

Can you unsee the Jennifer Aniston?

God, help me. Give me a musty, Dewey corner full of awesome books and I will be happy forever.

Lol @ the hours I spent learning the Dewey Decimal system. Somehow I knew the futility even then.

No kidding! I came here to say just as much. There are far too few of us mutant freaks that don’t refuse to play your ‘games of the ordinary’.

Even more hilarious : Fart on the pillow and say nothing.

None! Who needs light when your eyes are swollen shut?

Fwiw, Ricky Martin looks miserable. I bet he dreams about awesome food all the time. That’s all I did when dieting & working out to perfection. Sometimes a goddamn doughnut can save your sanity like a floating ring in the ocean.

The goal isn’t to “Be Blonde” but to let the powerful know, “I will ‘go blonde’ for you. Anything you want me to be...

Think about it... this means that raccoons think we are dirty. More dirty than raccoons. They may be correct....

Yes.

I genuinely hope she started wondering was hasn’t gone into his butt. A much shorter list, I am sure.

Thank god, he has yet to metastasize to my brain.

Yeah! Judas, you dipshit.

WWJD about his bunghole desires? WWJD?

I’m making a playlist for my musical tampon starting with “She’s A Bad Mamma Jamma....” Any suggestions?