As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

We must tread lightly as we slowly claim our dignity. If we don’t throw a joke in there, some people won’t listen. Did you look at those sweet kid’s faces and genuinely want more for them? Fine then, feminist blogs are big fat rags for the untrustworthy bleeders. Gotcha. I understand the tools she has to work with. I…

I would angrily hatefuck him up the ass for the good of the nation.

Then, the only answer here is NO. It’s NO, darling. No hem, no haw, NO.

Fuck, marry, kill: Trump, Harper, Berlusconi?

I thought I was on team Do It, until I read all of the writers’ lines of reasoning and now I just don’t know. On one hand, he’s an awful human being, but on the other hand, so are all of the other, more generally electable GOP candidates. At least you know the sex wouldn’t last that long.

Very true. And yes.

This is at least a one off. The goat question is still disturbing me.

NOT EVEN IF DRUNK AND HIGH

I’m a straight guy and I’d do it.

No question in the history of my life has made me happier to be Canadian.

I don’t think I will ever be mentally prepared enough to answer this question.

I can’t figure out if “the maxi pad of record” is a good thing to be called or a bad thing.

“Throw you like a bucking bronco and then catch fire” was too long to fit on the packaging.

I appreciate your long ass ramble/rant. I can relate.

I wish I could give you a hug : /

I don’t know, as someone with a tornado of mental illnesses, the least scary and stigmatized being depression, I think I’m fine with people talking about his “melt down” if it means we get a conversation about mental illness and the bullshit stigmas.

tfw a great comedian references my fave feminist blog

He was recently on an episode of Workaholics as a quasi-homeless former High School drama teacher and it was hilarious. It was like the perfect role for Andy Dick.

at this point, “deez nuts” is looking pretty good.