As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

We must tread lightly as we slowly claim our dignity. If we don’t throw a joke in there, some people won’t listen. Did you look at those sweet kid’s faces and genuinely want more for them? Fine then, feminist blogs are big fat rags for the untrustworthy bleeders. Gotcha. I understand the tools she has to work with. I…

Only if they were life-sized+ and filled with helium. (10/10 would buy)

I would angrily hatefuck him up the ass for the good of the nation.

Anyone who claims to not be baffled or terrified by american politics is either lying or not paying attention.

Then, the only answer here is NO. It’s NO, darling. No hem, no haw, NO.

I like the idea, but it’s not shipping until July. If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination he’ll have been completely forgotten about by then, right? (Correct me if I’m wrong - I’m British and the circus of American politics is baffling to me)

You’re assuming Trump fans are aware enough to notice small figurines. Now if you could get giant Sanders’...

Fuck, marry, kill: Trump, Harper, Berlusconi?

Yes

you’d be doing God’s work

Am I the only one who wants to buy 20 to 30 of these and stage them around a Trump rally, just to watch the ensuing chaos?

I thought I was on team Do It, until I read all of the writers’ lines of reasoning and now I just don’t know. On one hand, he’s an awful human being, but on the other hand, so are all of the other, more generally electable GOP candidates. At least you know the sex wouldn’t last that long.

Very true. And yes.

This is at least a one off. The goat question is still disturbing me.

NOT EVEN IF DRUNK AND HIGH

I’m a straight guy and I’d do it.

No question in the history of my life has made me happier to be Canadian.

I can’t figure out if “the maxi pad of record” is a good thing to be called or a bad thing.

tfw a great comedian references my fave feminist blog