We must tread lightly as we slowly claim our dignity. If we don’t throw a joke in there, some people won’t listen. Did you look at those sweet kid’s faces and genuinely want more for them? Fine then, feminist blogs are big fat rags for the untrustworthy bleeders. Gotcha. I understand the tools she has to work with. I…

Then, the only answer here is NO. It’s NO, darling. No hem, no haw, NO.

Bahahaha! To 50 Cent, a dollar is a whole lot of money. I did not see this until you all pointed it out. Oh god, too funny, just too funny.

No shame here! This Imdb entry is too funny.. Under the Tuscan Sun is a few ladies dream. No doubt! She totally rocks it, for since, forever....

Every factoid a riot. Brew? Diddler??? Breezy? Kenny Rogers only movie! I wonder why?

You just made it clear that you would vote for better looking women, regardless.

You gotta know when to fold ‘em, bud.

We are all in it together, there really are no excuses for you to remove yourself from this debate. Every time you do not vote, it is good for the people against you.

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

Really?! I remember “That’s My Bush!” but not this!!

omg. Please do not tell me there is a ‘Muppet Babies’ version of the GOP anywhere.

HAMSTER! For President

Hey JEB! Are ya blowing hard or hardly blowing?

His older brother, the namesake, got the presidency, his younger brother got the S&L scandal and now his elderly father’s power has waned to the point where he has to rely on his own, very average, skills. It will not be enough. I feel for him too, as I can see that the power that he expected to have behind him, his…

If G.H.W. “Palpatine” Bush and his cabal were well, like they were 16 years ago, they would have engineered another Bush win. As sad as JEB? actually is.

My brand new 1997 Mitsubishi My Rage would slow down 5mph if you hit the gas peddle hard. Some cars just suck from Day 1.

It is like gambling, throw some chips in your pocket while you are winning.

It took me about 35 years to understand the idea of “an embarrassment of riches” and then another 5 years to accept it.

My friend has been calling him “Kanye South”

I am in a little restaurant with a friend as I read this. There is a man next to us, he is alone. We all have the same waitress, her name is ‘Wendy’. This old man starts telling her how, his girlfriend’s name was ‘Wendy’ at “age 25" and all the things she used to do with him. Much, more than a waitress or any…