Are you joking? As soon as you said that I looked at that picture and heard “CLAP!” then I considered making that my desktop picture. This makes you so awesome in multiple dimensions, just in text.... Are you a writer? I hope you are a writer, if not, you should be. I think you consider it in this new year if you are…

Isn’t there some kind of “Lemon Law” we can bust him on?

Oh, ☆★SUPERSTARRED★☆ for my hero Freddy Murcury!!!!

Katy’s always coming at ‘cha like a dark horse and that’s creepy and weird and (what?) and well, what the hell do you do then?

How about “Throwdown”? How evil is it to go to someone’s little neighborhood restaurant where they have cornered the market on a particular food and “challenge” them on it.

‘skipping leg’ day

“The wheelmarks were from when I rolled the fuck away from you as fast as I could.....”

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

“Ezekiel 23:20: Get Fucked”

Whatever SpaceDaddy decrees...

Because there are tons of people who will respond as such...

I see the ‘gender fluid’ in this picture.

bloated ‘white’ fucker

“They want a death star 10x the size of the original, without a tenth of the resources....what? How?”

“Why the long face?”

I never thought I would say this, but I would rather talk to Carrie Fisher than Princess Leia.

It’s all very upsetting, I came here to make a mild ‘Dr. B. Awesome/Mrs. Dr. Candy Awesome’ joke and went blind in the land of “Can’t Unsee!”

More upsetting than the fact that you KNOW he smelled that finger after the book cover photo shoot? You know he did. Where was it previously? In an upsetting place, I guarantee.

Which one is the evil? The unholy harbinger of doom, or the cat?

Thank you both for discussing your imaginary vaginas!