Seriously, immediately, at the demon eyes before the tweet.

Kris’s looks like an elaborate robot shell. Is she more machine, now, than lady? I don’t follow that show....

Opening act: ‘sad-dog-face’

So creepy, not a damn one of them looks happy at all.

Hahahahaha @ ‘Strawberry Hair’

Not “thirsty” enough.

“Chug brewskis if you want to survive!”

I can’t even pretend to be the hero of now, even when I was a teen.

I love/hate this.

The “Joe Dirts” starred Christopher Walken. Who are you again?

I briefly misread that “as he is a peg above Rob Schneider in the Adam Sandler ‘action stable’”...

What the hell? Let’s whip it up again right now... I decree shade...

Bahahahaha! Somehow the First Lady of the United States is more relevant than........a long dead mans sidekick?......

Porn is happening all around you, always.

I have strong arms but I cannot do any long term wrist work either. I feel the same way about rollerskating and ice skating. My body is strong, but my ankles endlessly steering and pressing gets uncomfortable really quickly.

Oh! How did you lose your grasp on justin bieber? I need to know. I need to know immediately, please.

No worries, you are just going from ‘rudeboy to rastaman’ as my wonderful friend puts it.

Well....I do love squirrels and the night is still young....

Are you sure? Are you really sure you DO NOT WISH to express your love like this: “Before anyone else, YOU are my scandinavian shite!” as, apparently, the kids are doing these days. But what do I know?

It can be read as (so sorry for the ‘can’t unsee’) “Snooki” He gets his dark power from the Jersey Shore.