It’s all very upsetting, I came here to make a mild ‘Dr. B. Awesome/Mrs. Dr. Candy Awesome’ joke and went blind in the land of “Can’t Unsee!”

More upsetting than the fact that you KNOW he smelled that finger after the book cover photo shoot? You know he did. Where was it previously? In an upsetting place, I guarantee.

Which one is the evil? The unholy harbinger of doom, or the cat?

Thank you both for discussing your imaginary vaginas!

Seriously, immediately, at the demon eyes before the tweet.

Kris’s looks like an elaborate robot shell. Is she more machine, now, than lady? I don’t follow that show....

Opening act: ‘sad-dog-face’

So creepy, not a damn one of them looks happy at all.

Hahahahaha @ ‘Strawberry Hair’

Not “thirsty” enough.

Jesus, people, I don’t understand why you think your time is worth less than a few bucks.

Lol! They went all ‘Frau Blucher’ I’m sure.

Is your money really worth more than your time?

“Chug brewskis if you want to survive!”

I can’t even pretend to be the hero of now, even when I was a teen.

I love/hate this.

The “Joe Dirts” starred Christopher Walken. Who are you again?

I briefly misread that “as he is a peg above Rob Schneider in the Adam Sandler ‘action stable’”...

What the hell? Let’s whip it up again right now... I decree shade...

Bahahahaha! Somehow the First Lady of the United States is more relevant than........a long dead mans sidekick?......