Porn is happening all around you, always.

I have strong arms but I cannot do any long term wrist work either. I feel the same way about rollerskating and ice skating. My body is strong, but my ankles endlessly steering and pressing gets uncomfortable really quickly.

Oh! How did you lose your grasp on justin bieber? I need to know. I need to know immediately, please.

No worries, you are just going from ‘rudeboy to rastaman’ as my wonderful friend puts it.

Well....I do love squirrels and the night is still young....

Are you sure? Are you really sure you DO NOT WISH to express your love like this: “Before anyone else, YOU are my scandinavian shite!” as, apparently, the kids are doing these days. But what do I know?

It can be read as (so sorry for the ‘can’t unsee’) “Snooki” He gets his dark power from the Jersey Shore.

No kidding. Team ‘Black Cats and Little Redhead Kids’ here, you have no idea.

After Left Shark, the 2nd star was the graphics on and in the stage. KP was not even in the top 10.

Who doesn’t love the one that doesn’t quite follow along?

It is, so much hate you are shaking your head.

Wait until they start calling you “dear”.... then it’s all over.

There, clearly, must be some kind of ‘Kovanent’, with WTF, I don’t know....

Lock it all in the relic room and burn it to the ground.

Dr. B. Awesome strikes again

Seriously, we needed a new power couple.

Tonight, their gonna party like it’s 1989...

Honest to god, even if you are alone....

“Boo Thang” is my new “superstar” band’s name. Or middle-age trivia team. Either/Or.

“Oh ‘deer god’ I am endlessly this girl.