When in doubt, eat it.

Hey, how about this....Me and you start

I know, seriously, why? I feel gross now.

Perhaps not 100% solo.... congrats to you and tiny copilot!

PLOT YOUR ESCAPE.

Nooo! I need this now! Right now, as I have to make a big fat turkey breast tomorrow. Hours thawing, herbs cleaned and chopped with oil all over and under the skin, 1/2 a day of prep+sides? Please, please inspire me to be in the kitchen as soon as possible. I keep watching random episodes of Black Books instead. (If…

Way ahead of me as always, but I still think my “Gwadeese” sounds better.

This is my dog, his name is ‘Whathefuck’

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies.”

“The Hunt For White March”

Gah gah, gah gah, gah-girl...

You actually heard it didn’t you? Many will.

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

I have to say, anytime the Queers have been for me, it was absolutely, totally awesome. ♡

What if getting a gun and stealing ROTJ was this guys moment in his life that he “Returns As A Jedi”?

I will make a White Christmas Wish that they see the light and be more whitesclusive, like the rest of the world, Amen.

Reservoir Depardieus FTW

He just wanted to blow the bloody doors off.

God help me try and discern Tyler Florence from Bobby Flay. It’s all the same to this whitey. Not even joking here.

Raise your hand if you have had a worse job