I was like... “I thought we were talking about pumpkin, that’s not pumpkin. Who is this again?”

Rando Calrissian is her mom. No doubt.

It was “Star Wars: Greatest Hits” or, if you prefer, the more dire “It was a reboot disguised as a sequel”

“Whatameesa!...oooooh....”

That’s me. Right there.

Thank you, yes.

THE GIFT! (meaning a genuine childhood ache has been allieved,for whatever reason) Oh hells yes! But, seriously, I might need you to come over and play it with us. It seems we need an elf and a dwarf. I am, clearly, a wizard, and Mr. Squirrelums is a Barbarian so we need copious elves and dwarves. If you are ever in…

Wow! That is so cool. I just found a mostly unused “Hero Quest” board game for my sweet baby darling. With the original scorekeeping pads from 25+ years ago. We are going to have an awesome game night soon. I just cannot wait for him to see this. Giving this to him is, literally, the best gift I could possibly get.…

It was nice of her to accompany her eyebrows to this junket.

If there is a “Gaytham for Statham” there must be a “Gay for McGregor”

“I crush your head”

I wish that I had bought tickets to view Kurt Vonnegut’s anus instead.

It seems like a reboot disguised as a sequel.

I saw a Hard Maybe.

“Inglorious”

‘twas all my fears, every.single.one.

Omg! LOL! @ “Soft Munchausen”

And you are absolutely 100% correct. This kind of thing falls under the hidious umbrella of “The utter fabric of society will tear apart if we.....”

Finally, someone found the Orangina Fuckhole. I’ve been looking all through two whole threads.

Seriously.