Gah! I barely escaped those pastel faux marble halls.
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Where is “Orangina Fuckhole”? That was my trivia team’s name.
You had me ill at “candy corn”
This is very true. I will tell you that two weeks later, there were nothing but Jimmies left.
Talk to Sam Jackson, he will tell you, “It’s STAR WARS Muthafucker!”
“A Known Dick: The David Foster Story”....
Yes, that was some Real Housewives Real Face Snark. I did it.
Then you wanna go drinking later....
“Ok, run your card through this slit right here.....And.... It’s good! Swallow it is!”
I wanted to vote “Team Krampus”
Only if he promised to never wear a yellow raincoat.
Why does this outfit remind me of going to Bar Mitzvahs long ago?
“Get on my Naughty List”, “I’m coming down your chimney”
They ruined it before it was cool for it to be ruined.
He is Santa, he is timeless, he remains eternally oblivious to age, like Mariah Carey.
Well, he is the heir to a Hollywood dynasty....
Sometimes he looks like St. Anderson Cooper.
Is.
She is the current, reigning, High Priestess of A Life Lived and Suffered, funny and tough as hell, long before this new movie.