I know, right? I didn’t think “Hey! Some s**t went down! Let’s call BURT REYNOLDS!” had happened since the early ‘80s...

Clever Lady

For some reason, my favorite part is the <1% of his face that is totally dorky.

Me, it was me, ok. I was the one back in 1998 who told you to forget about your goddamn “sleep mode” because, at the time, some vital functions were not getting enough power as engineered and everything just shut down anyway. Yes, I may have encouraged you to save your strange anger. I may have told you that it is,…

And now...

Dammit Burt! And you were SO SUAVE when you came to pick up Sophia...

Kirk Douglas is 99 today. Does that help with the confusion?

When people say stuff like “This country has a long history of ‘Puritanical Bullshit’” it is, in fact, not a made up term:

P.S. Bahahahaha! For all those gawkers who get all butthurt about insults to their minor celebs, I get it, they are quite possibly good people who lead lives charmed beyond anything I could imagine... However, when we see their pictures and names on the front of the news pages just under or sometimes next to (!) The…

Rita Ora what? It’s hard to take seriously when the name itself begs for an alternative.

So, I says to Mabel, I says.... “I do see some sort of pie-ish thing in there...”

I loved Frankie and Grace and “Blunt Talk” too, for that matter, but I do not believe for one minute that elderly people can take just go and take any drugs like that and just be A-OK. I, seriously, hope I am wrong here, but I doubt it.

Moh! My god, what a cutie!

I have never, never in my life wanted to eat less than when I was pregnant. (I am not a person that will forgo food, I ♡ Food! LOL!) For me, it was like endlessly like being so ill that you know that you HAVE to eat, and soon, but you just can’t do it. Just can’t. Day after day of unbearably hungry / unbearably unable…

Thank you for the info! I completely understand as I lived in the, basically, unsettled parts of Daytona Beach and they have been asking the bikers for, forever, to quiet their pipes as they drove around the sparsely populated “loop” of natural places.

Congratulations to you!

Hips don’t lie goddamit.

Lol @ “Dynamic Breaking System Prohibited”

I feel EXTRORDINARILY lucky that Robin Williams was a popular performer when I was a child. Richard Pryor too. They just don’t allow subversive genius like they used to.

For years we have been calling him ”Coral”!