damn imagine your band sucking so much that you can’t even get the crowd into it at a Chainsmokers concert.

The “might need it later” is for real. When my spouse and I merged houses he wanted to donate anything that was a duplicate. For example, we each had the same nice immersion blender.

Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying they were on your cognitive test?

I don’t care about the age or what they look like.  I do think it’s a little weird that these two guys are best friends?  Isn’t that not cool?  I feel like that’s not cool.

qq is there something wrong with my computer or is it just a known thing that embedded instagram posts don’t display the caption? i hate clicking on these things because i don’t care enough to follow them, but i like bullet points so i know what people are referencing. is it me? is it instagram? should i just blame it…

THIS 👏 BITCH 👏

Picture it, Los Angeles, 2006. I had just moved here literally the day before. I saw a listing in probably backstage or something about a model open call, so I go. It’s at the Crowne Plaza in West LA, where parking was like $50 a day or something, so I park at this lot across the street, thinking,…

i literally bumped into him at the linkin park memorial show at the hollywood bowl a few years ago, i thought he looked like an absolutely ridiculous jackass.

this is a peculiar article...

I’ve dated lady versions of Pete. Compelling, funny, entertaining, and a giant pain in the ass. Someone who’s a good time for a few weeks but becomes irritating after a short time. 

Or is Leo DiCaprio the male Kate Beckinsale?

Pete is compelling in a way - I get it.

Sure. Though also it seems weird to reduce these younger guys to vapid idiot-children who exist to provide sex and nothing else. I’d like to think there’s a difference between “a young man without many entanglements” and “a substance-less walking dildo of a person.” It’s possible that a tatted-up musician in his 20's…

And I am supposed to believe there are men out here like this, who don’t get weird and defensive when they realize you are, indeed, smarter than they are?

It might just be that Kate wants relationships that are satisfying and uncomplicated, with a little excitement. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Odds are that she’s not going to find the same with a balding and overweight insurance adjuster, I’m guessing. (Just a guess! If you’re a balding overweight insurance…

I was charged with pet sitting my sister’s menagerie the night before her wedding. Her damn cat got out, causing an emotion somewhere between panic and utter hysteria. After two hours of searching the cat showed up in the garage, sitting on the washing machine. We spent the rest of the wedding weekend with all the…

will that be what happens or will everyone just take selfies of their bruises? 

I’m not sure how to reel re: Fauci and co. saying the public didn’t need masks in March.

I hate it here. 

That is one ugly motherfucker, man. He looks like Beavis and Butthead did the fusion dance.

Much Florida. Such weasel. Wow.