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I wanna say yes, they had their charter pulled? I just blocked the existence of that house out of my brain.

MOTHERFUCKING PREACH!

Since it's been brought up by other commenters, I also want to point out that the TKE house on my campus (Butler U, Indianapolis, IN) was known as the "Animal House" or, more charmingly, "the rape house." They had been kicked off campus and reinstated a couple of times by the time I got there in 2006. Their

Real talk: my very thin (size-obsessed) fuckhead of a sister got pregnant. Now she walks around showing off her fucking maternity jeans to any overweight person who looks at her for more than 3 seconds going, "Oh my god, these are so amazing! You should get some! You'll LOVE them!"
What the fuck is that? Does she

I worked in a cosmetics store with a 100% lifetime return policy. My favorite were the customers who would take products home, empty them into another container, and bring the empty one back within a week, nearly always claiming an "allergy." It crossed gender, socio-economic, and racial lines. It didn't matter.

So FIRST you tell me a self-proclaimed redneck says some homophobic stuff and NOW you're telling me that residents of a small Alabama town have a problem with gay black men dancing in their underwear in the town Christmas parade?!?!

I hate to say it, but I want those shoes so I can run on the pure power of PATRIOTISM. (That would improve my mile time, right?)

Hello, all! I am currently devastated and I need a billion hugs and I've been such a shit during the breakup that even my mom won't talk to me! And my crippling seasonal depression just set in really hard, right after my ex and I seriously went down in big, hot flames. I'd like to stop crying, um, any day now, please.

I don't really get how one is supposed to be objectively more empowering. Even though the one on the right is "heavier," her proportions are way more improbable/impossible. Am I supposed to want to look like Coco? Pass.

HOLD UP: Conservatives and Liberals voted someone with A VAGINA into office to run a country THREE TIMES?!?!?!

I have had ADHD for most of my life, and both of my parents knew, and so did my doctor. They kept me off of these drugs because they didn't want me to form a dependence on them in order to function in the most basic ways.

Oh good. I was starting to feel guilty that sex was only good for pleasure and not adding to my lifelong desire to be attractive to every man I meet.

Usually true. He's the most affectionate animal I've ever known.

Oh my god, these precious faces!

Loves to dig and chew. I think he's some kind of working dog mix. He likes to have "projects" to work on.

The shelter where I got him is no-kill, and they do a yearly $5 adoption weekend for dogs and cats, plus the staff there hands out personal numbers for you to call if you have any problems with the animals. Muncie Animal Shelter (Muncie, IN) rules.

Pound pup with 31 flavors in him. Best $5 I've ever spent, plus he looks like an actual dog....not a weird, freaky dog-model.

As a Hoosier woman, I thought to myself before clicking, "I bet she has grown-out roots and a tattoo on her lower back or shoulder and she's skinny-fat."

Awww. I'm sorry your dad was fucking his secretary instead of attending your Little League game too, pal.