I wanna say yes, they had their charter pulled? I just blocked the existence of that house out of my brain.

MOTHERFUCKING PREACH!

Since it's been brought up by other commenters, I also want to point out that the TKE house on my campus (Butler U, Indianapolis, IN) was known as the "Animal House" or, more charmingly, "the rape house." They had been kicked off campus and reinstated a couple of times by the time I got there in 2006. Their…

Real talk: my very thin (size-obsessed) fuckhead of a sister got pregnant. Now she walks around showing off her fucking maternity jeans to any overweight person who looks at her for more than 3 seconds going, "Oh my god, these are so amazing! You should get some! You'll LOVE them!"
What the fuck is that? Does she…

So FIRST you tell me a self-proclaimed redneck says some homophobic stuff and NOW you're telling me that residents of a small Alabama town have a problem with gay black men dancing in their underwear in the town Christmas parade?!?!

I hate to say it, but I want those shoes so I can run on the pure power of PATRIOTISM. (That would improve my mile time, right?)

Hello, all! I am currently devastated and I need a billion hugs and I've been such a shit during the breakup that even my mom won't talk to me! And my crippling seasonal depression just set in really hard, right after my ex and I seriously went down in big, hot flames. I'd like to stop crying, um, any day now, please.

HOLD UP: Conservatives and Liberals voted someone with A VAGINA into office to run a country THREE TIMES?!?!?!

I have had ADHD for most of my life, and both of my parents knew, and so did my doctor. They kept me off of these drugs because they didn't want me to form a dependence on them in order to function in the most basic ways.

Oh good. I was starting to feel guilty that sex was only good for pleasure and not adding to my lifelong desire to be attractive to every man I meet.

As a Hoosier woman, I thought to myself before clicking, "I bet she has grown-out roots and a tattoo on her lower back or shoulder and she's skinny-fat."

Awww. I'm sorry your dad was fucking his secretary instead of attending your Little League game too, pal.

I'll venture a guess that any parent not feeling particularly obliged to regularly bathe their children and their clothes before school probably won't be moved by a rather condescending note from the teacher.

So last weekend, I decide to cut to the chase with a guy who has building crazy sexual tension with me by way of some very heated text messages. This dude lives out of town. Long story short, I tell him that I intend to take him home with me and he'd be a fool not to come.

WOOP WOOP it's WILD CONJECTURE TIME!!

I have such a fondness for my Roomba that this article made me actually sad. Like really, for real sad.

Thanks for the scholarship, stupid.

I think ladies have a hard time understanding the nut pain thing because all of our junk is on the inside. So when we experience pain, it's this horrible kind of cursed, long-term pain in most cases. With you guys, shit happens to your junk, from the outside. That's the difference between stomach cramps and being…