Be my mentor, plz? Yours wins.
My First "Maybe Marriage" SO and I got into one of those above-mentioned Huge Fights today. He was right about all of his call-outs about our relationship, but he did it in a pretty shitty way. He's usually the most considerate person when it comes to choosing his words, and today he chose a string of really shitty…
I need that suit.
When I was a makeup artist at Sephora, we got trained by a NARS runway artist. A woman asked him how she could apply her lipstick and keep it on through eating.
Real quick, as a really decent person who grew up privileged, I just wanted to duck in and remind everyone that having money doesn't necessarily make you a selfish dickbag. These people are dickbags, but for reasons unrelated to selfishness.
The bicycle came careening toward Ms. Paltrow outside of the Calvin Klein show. With just feet between them, Ms. Kidman stepped directly in front of the cyclist's path.
I have interns upload and post things to my employer's high-traffic website all the time without really looking at them that hard.
I am suddenly haunted by how few clicks I am away from doing this at work. God forgive those of us charged with churning out constant web content, and may he be merciful to us.
I love working for women—especially women over 50. They tend to be more sensitive to the group dynamics that are the most effective. They also tend to lead by example and positive reinforcement. But that's just my experience with 4 female bosses over 50.
I think I fell in love for the first time today, because my boyfriend was away for five days and he wanted to have sex so bad that he gave no shits I was on my period. The following exchange occurred:
True story: One of my very white, very affluent, very Republican co-workers recently told all of us that she thinks that if people have to identify their race on a government form, they should have to do away with Affirmative Action.
Here's my super-fast shucking method. It's legit because I'm a born and bred Hoosier:
I can barely feel ok about the number of sex dreams I have about Batman already. How dare they throw this at me now.
In the words of Jack Donagy, "Oh God, here comes my childhood!"
I adopted a dog on Friday for $5 during a local animal shelter's $5 adoption weekend promotion. According to their Facebook page, this promotion got over 100 dogs and cats adopted in a single day (this is a small shelter, too), and it was only advertised over social media.
Aww, sweet girl can't free-hand her own eyebrows on. You'd think she'd hire someo—
Boy, I could get *rull* deep into an accidental D/s situation with some republican whack-job.
Cultures with higher meat consumption (especially processed meats) tend to have higher cancer rates and cancer deaths. I say eat what makes you feel good. Meat doesn't make everyone feel good, but a lot of people don't know that because meat is sold to us, again, as a "necessity" when it's absolutely not for either…
Going vegan is only "hard" if you try to replicate meat dishes with meatless substitutes. Once again, the problem lies in going vegan within a culture that over-emphasizes the "necessity" of meat at every meal. Of course it's hard to enjoy spaghetti if you've always had the richness of meat sauce or meatballs, but…