Do you think she got confused and was actually trying to submit to McSweeny's?

Call it "The Joaquin Phoenix Effect."

Midwesterer here.

I fainted somewhere between Lake Bell, my spirit animal, Tig, Offerman, and Ken Marino.

In the Cyrus' defense, the Celebrity/Bratz Doll marriage is rife with obstacles.

I thought people like this were usually termed "Bunny" and "Jack" or somesuch in their older years. I submit these for consideration also:

Buffy & Sarge

"BEAUTY MUST BE A STRUGGLE OF SELF-DENIAL BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF. REBEL WILSON DOES NOT STRUGGLE TO MAINTAIN AN ARTIFICIAL BODY IMAGE AS I DO DAILY THEREFORE I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER ATTRACTIVENESS."

Here's the deal: sunscreen is in everything, and sometimes it's harder to avoid it in some products.

Let me drop this on you:

In a way, it makes sense: a guy who has been playing games his whole life is used to learning a certain number of finite rules and learns to never question that system once he's mastered it. So he's grown up in this system that is unkind to women and working mothers. He's a financier: not very creative but skillful…

I started juicing because yes, I am a baby and I cannot be made to eat my vegetables. I'm one of those really insufferable chil-dults who buys a shitload of veggies at the farmers market and lets half of them rot in the fridge.

Remember when you went to college and got really dressed up in heels and sequins and shit to go out drinking right after you turned 21? And then you fell down/froze half to death like six times and never fucked with that scene ever again? And then you started wearing jeans to the bar and you felt comfortable and so…

Farrah seems to trapped in this weird blend of desperation, delusions of grandeur, and trolling. On the one hand, she pisses me off because she's missing out on an opportunity to advocate for sex workers and adult film stars (which would never actually happen because of all of the things that come out of her mouth put…

I would watch that show.

Incidentally, yes, I am high. A+.

I've always had this theory that people who live their lives with good intentions tend to age really well. Look at my boy, Joey Biden. Good-doing American Hero; Foxy as hell.
Now this Korman comes along, as @spidermann pointed out, to rip logic-free pedantry a new one for the betterment of women's health, and the guy…

These "regulations" exist in plenty of other agricultural markets where contaminants have run amok and killed thousands of people anyway. For once, eliminating these regulations might actually *encourage* more responsible and sanitary milk production because you wouldn't buy raw milk from a guy again if it made you…

Do I get a pass if most of my food pics are taken both before and after the damage has been done, especially as the *CURVY,* cooking friend ? Do two wrongs make a right—ie, yes I am obsessively cataloging my culinary adventures because they're more interesting than yours, but I'm also taking irritating, unsolicited…

HOW DARE YOU STARE INTO THE CAMERA BEMUSEDLY WHILE FLEXING LIKE THAT, RYAN.

Time out: