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Remember when you went to college and got really dressed up in heels and sequins and shit to go out drinking right after you turned 21? And then you fell down/froze half to death like six times and never fucked with that scene ever again? And then you started wearing jeans to the bar and you felt comfortable and so

Farrah seems to trapped in this weird blend of desperation, delusions of grandeur, and trolling. On the one hand, she pisses me off because she's missing out on an opportunity to advocate for sex workers and adult film stars (which would never actually happen because of all of the things that come out of her mouth put

I would watch that show.

Incidentally, yes, I am high. A+.

I've always had this theory that people who live their lives with good intentions tend to age really well. Look at my boy, Joey Biden. Good-doing American Hero; Foxy as hell.
Now this Korman comes along, as @spidermann pointed out, to rip logic-free pedantry a new one for the betterment of women's health, and the guy

These "regulations" exist in plenty of other agricultural markets where contaminants have run amok and killed thousands of people anyway. For once, eliminating these regulations might actually *encourage* more responsible and sanitary milk production because you wouldn't buy raw milk from a guy again if it made you

Do I get a pass if most of my food pics are taken both before and after the damage has been done, especially as the *CURVY,* cooking friend ? Do two wrongs make a right—ie, yes I am obsessively cataloging my culinary adventures because they're more interesting than yours, but I'm also taking irritating, unsolicited

HOW DARE YOU STARE INTO THE CAMERA BEMUSEDLY WHILE FLEXING LIKE THAT, RYAN.

Time out:

He's the uber-classy, jet-setting version of Mr. Iglesias, no?

I hope you meet someone who changes your opinion on people who can't live without their spouses.

It's almost like Tyler Perry is aware of his power over the legions of young black men and women who come see his films and is dictating his personal moral code to them in the form of a schlocky, ham-fisted cautionary tale while laughing all the way to the bank.

My dad was a prominent physician in my community—a surgeon, no less. When I was 17 and got deathly ill with gallbladder disease, my surgeons didn't even bother giving a shit about me when my dad was a hospital icon. When I couldn't eat anything but 2 crackers and gatorade every 3 hours, my doctor just clucked and

Just wanted to echo my support for IF. I used it as part of a kind of holistic way to deal with emotional binge eating, which I've been doing for 24 years with fluctuating weight and accompanying health problems. It helped me understand the difference between emotional hunger (which you still experience late in the

Yes! I get hit on CONSTANTLY when I'm fresh from the gym. In gym clothes. Often while still sweating off my mascara.

But that's the thing: flying does suck, and everyone knows that, which is why I'm always so confused when I see some asshole with a briefcase unloading on an airline workers. It's like, dude, she knows this sucks. We know this sucks, but none of us are going to stop flying, and the planes are going to get bigger, so

This happened in my hometown! I went to a school that was at the same very high academic level as this school, but secular and more college prep-focused. We played these guys and girls in tennis and soccer, and let me just say: this is all on the parents.

Thanks for writing such an honest and candid article about your weight loss. It's refreshing to hear someone actually talk about all the different things, extreme and normal, that they experimented with, and that they had success and failures. Thanks for reminding me that it IS possible!

I thank the gods of employment that myself and my fellow co-workers have total control over the music volume. We can turn it up when we're getting in the groove and have lots of customers, or turn it way down if it's the "10:30 on a Tuesday morning soccer mom" crowd. Or if we want people to fuck off and get out so we

Is this the much-feared "slippery slope" that these same people are all referencing re: marriage, terrorism, gay sex, voter fraud, general democracy, and the non-specific "threats to the American (insert "dream"/"family"/"family values"/"Founding Fathers' dream")?