Even as the clock finally ticked to 0:00 I kept waiting for Dwayne Rudd to show up and chuck his helmet in nostalgic exuberance.

Best part about the win?

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.

Not even being from Cleveland and reading this article really makes me sick. It’s a time of change and excitement in Cleveland where sports fans are looking for a new team to support after the loss of Lebron. Help a growing city be positive about their season and the opportunities that a new quarterback brings to the…

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Amazing. I want this fire to burn all season.

Right on cue:

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

After Saints last go-ahead FG:

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

White-Collar Crime Is Apparently Not Enough To Halt An NFL Career

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

Tiny circles tho

I thought it was weird right after Lee’s pick-6 when Stafford ran over to the ref and started shouting, “I have a daughter!”

I really like Serena. I wanted her to cap off her comeback from giving birth by winning this. But I just don’t get why it’s so impossible for any Deadspin writer to say this:

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.