That’s rich coming from the Yankees who had Stanton gifted to them by Jeets.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

Undefeated! I’ll take it!

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Rooting for the Brownies teaches you not to ever hope for things to change. Whether that be politically, socially, economically, etc.. Nothing changes. Everything is horrible. You will always be let down. There is no God.

What in the actual fuck is he supposed to do? 

If Foles didn’t want the attention he shouldn’t have worn those skin-tight pants

UPDATE: Tony Romo was injured on the play.

What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.” 

Never forget:

Lifelong Browns fan here. This is the Brownsiest thing ever. And it’s still pre-season.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

There’s probably a place for him on the Rams. They signed Ndamukong Suh and he’s had multiple infractions of kicking back. 

they may have fired him from the football team but they sure can use him in the Pilot Flying J headquarters!

Well obviously the Browns have no tolerance for shady financial dealings.

This only one night after he dished insider Eagles secrets on Hard Knocks. Truly this is a criminal mastermind.

Well, I guess that’s one way to get to 12% annual growth...

Did anyone see the $21 charge at Walgreens and not think condoms? Well, maybe some gum too.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.