They’re cheering because he opened a store in Buffalo selling folding tables for really cheap.

First player younger than me: Roberto Alomar Jr

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

We’re just going to write an article about THE Sandusky Ohio and NOT mention Callahan Auto Parts?

Goddammit.  There’s gonna be a celebration here in Cleveland over this garbage.  Fuck this guy.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

Irony: labeling a twitter video of Lane Kiffin “Earned not given.”

[Transports back to mid-2000s]: He got JACKED UP!

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

The dude is in recovery going through a custody battle. He stepped away to focus on his treatment and not relapse during a very emotional/stressful period in his life. I’m not sure why this is so hard for everyone to grasp.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Game 7, Cavs/Dubs, 2016 Finals. I’ve been drinking Bulleit Rye like beer for most of the game, on top of some herbal refreshment. I’m a lifelong Cavs fan. For the last two minutes of the game, I was so wound up that I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest. When Kyrie hit the three in Steph’s face, I…

Gone too soon . . .

Precourt urinal cakes and screens in all the bars to piss away the impotent rage like we did on Art’s face in ‘95.

I hope Art has to watch “highlights” of the ‘95 Browns season on loop for eternity.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

*why not both meme*