Wow, that is an amazing “Clint Eastwood snarling at an empty chair” face. 

$10 says the apartment sitter is a Deadspin commenter.

Giri, I’m never gonna like him if you keep describing him like that.

Obligatory:

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

Luckily he did manage to hit his 35th home run tonight and went 3 for 5 at the plate. 

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tweets

When you find out the kid you hate at school has an older brother who kicks the shit out of him and you’re all:

I can’t believe I am going to say this, but I also agree with Todd Haley. He pretty much voiced the opinion that the practices are bullshit and soft, and resting players is bullshit for a team that hasn’t won a game in years and Hue pretty much said “I don’t care, this is my team”.

Jarvis Landry should be the Browns Head Coach...

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

His hair really was glorious. Can you imagine if he was still with Cleveland? The combination of Frazier and Clevinger would make us real contenders for the greatest hair in baseball. 

I’m an Indians fan and I’ve liked Frazier since we drafted him, the bat speed was just ridiculous. I’ve liked him a lot better than Zimmer. And to me it’s a shame he hasn’t gotten more opportunity because of Judge/Stanton/Gardner/Hicks all being fantastic. And what chaps me most of all is that the damn Yankees made…

...is 3rd behind Ramirez and Trout in the MVP race. True, that’s a great point.

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

If I had a gun with three bullets and I was put in a room with Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Draymond Green, I’d shoot Draymond three times.

Draymond is an idiot.  We had a parade here in Cleveland at the end of the Brown’s season.

The cry laughter emoji is the ultimate “I’m not owned, you’re owned” panic move. 

O-H