Thanks for sharing this very personal essay with us, Drew. I’m glad you’re still here. I’m glad your kids still have their dad, your wife still has her husband, and your parents still have their son.

Bern with the WET jumper.

I was almost attacked by a Goldendoodle running through my neighborhood last night. Thank god for invisible fences.

Is JAREDDDDD is the new haughty dipshit?

So refreshing for my Brownies to not be included on this list! I don’t know who to vote for now! So many compelling arguments.

Jesus, that’s terrible.

I miss Great Moments In Poop History :(

Honestly laughable coming from him. Do me a favor, just kinda sit up and have a little respect for women, you fat slob.

Guys it’s okay, he’s 1/16th Cherokee.

I’m never happy about someone losing their job, until now.

Yes, I was thinking the same thing! Good Dad Move, Larry.

Speak for yourself.

After my Indians were eliminated last year, I was rooting for the Astros to win the World Series, and I was happy for them and Houston when they did. This year, they’re kind of coming off as a bunch of arrogant assholes (or maybe I’m just still salty about the Tribe being phonies and getting swept).

I agree; record-wise, the Indians are the worst team in the AL to advance to the playoffs. Although I want the A’s to win tonight (also out of spite), if the Yankees win, I think it would make for a much better, more fun, and more competitive ALDS/ALCS.

While it’s true the AL Central was historically bad this year, that doesn’t make the Indians a “scrub team.” The total payroll of the AL East is ~$755M while the total payroll of the AL Central is ~$591M. Shouldn’t this result be expected? If you can afford to buy all of the talent you want, shouldn’t you be able to…

No one feels bad for the Yankees.

Michael Scott

Time to eat Crow.

The sad thing is: the Browns’ color rush jerseys are WAY better than their normal jerseys.