Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

Nosferatu with an MBA.

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly going to fall ass-backwards into a mouthwatering European prospect

If Baker Mayfield makes me root for the Browns, so help me....

This is why people hate soccer.

he doesn’t have control of his abductors, also known as your groin muscles.

In 1993 my mother was attempting to purchase a brand new Chevrolet Suburban. She insisted she wanted ‘barn doors’ in the back because she’s not very tall. Trying to utilize the storage capacity of the vehicle was going to be much harder with the standard option ‘fold out’ doors.

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

AA meeting.

How can France be a fraud? Just last week they came back to earn a draw against the United States, who last time I checked is still undefeated in this tournament.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s the best way to get off a conference call when you have to take a dump? Particularly when it’s about to end but then some asshole says something that’ll surely keep it going for another 15 minutes.

How’s he going to write Game of Thrones when he’s already in the middle of writing his Civil War memoirs?

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

Wow, this is big news. With the Raptors having a coaching vacancy, I thought for sure they’d make a play for Casey.

Dwane is a good man. Good for Dwane.