Not many teams in history have enjoyed their championship as much as the Capitals. Oshie buying Djoos a Djoos t-shirt off the back of a fan outside their practice arena is a classic. And, they gave the fan a replacement shirt.

This is a fucking amazing story, thank you for sharing it Dennis.

Yes.

KD is a pussy and anyone that likes him is a dickrider

I do blame Olynyk for a lot of the bad things.

Durant to the Warriors has effectively crippled all sense of joy I ever got watching the NBA playoffs. Even before he decided to ride coattails the Warriors were a powerhouse team capable of breaking the all time season wins record, but his presence on the Thunder plus a couple other genuinely “might-catch-fire” teams…

It’s truly a shame we’ll never know just how good the Supersonics would’ve been because Clay Bennett III is a lying dipshit.

It’s truly a shame we’ll never know just how good Durant may be because he is a sell out dipshit.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

If you’re talking salsa, the chip holds a medium/low amount so that I get the delicious salsa flavor, and the crunch/saltiness of the chip. If you’re talking queso dip, I dip that chip as far as I can without my fingers touching the dip (unless the dip isn’t being shared) so that the chip is fully coated, and probably…

I’m 6'4", 240. Either

Nowhere near the ball. That was dirty as hell.

Hmmmmmm

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

He is a really fun player to watch in the field. A combination of size and speed you don’t see all that often in baseball. Problem is, he plays a lot like another talented Tribe center fielder, Grady Sizemore, as in no regard for his body at all. Also, he looks like Waluigi.

These State Farm ads are getting pretty good!

When asked if he was still experiencing side effects, Farquhar said, “I used to smell onions, but that’s all ogre now.”

I’ve come full circle on him. I hated him so much that I kinda respect it now. We’re just here to be entertained, after all. And he’s really embraced this persona.