Two’s company, three’s a crowd

“Hey Mills, Jamaica just called, they want their bobsledder back!”

The nearest orthopedist.

I know Pete Rose got his knob polished for sliding into home needlessly wrecking a guy’s career during that one All-Star game . . .

So I didn’t get the ‘big mouth toilet’ reference to Julia Roberts, so I started wondering if the actress was known for taking monster dumps and now I can’t stop laughing

Just a constructive heads up, Tim. The article doesn’t mention Cassie Sharpe’s nationality. I’m not as up on women’s snowboarding skiing, so I had to google her to satiate my curiosity. For the record, she’s Canadian.

The head of Russia’s curling federation suggested Krushelnitckii had food or drink spiked with the drug, possibly by Russia’s political enemies.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I thought Rex Ryan would have been the only toe shoes guy

Shaun White’s reaction

Oh, you’re that guy...

Who cares dude? We’re talking about a completely different thing. This kind of comment is the kind of thing that makes people hate Raptors fans. And I’m Canadian.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

That seems unfair. Now if Barry the Cuck wants to use barry.cuck@gmail.com that guy is sitting on it.

It would be hard to top Chase Utley’s “World Fucking Champions” after the 2008 World Series victory, but this might’ve done it.

Cavaliers traded my workday productivity for a first round pick 

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

I actually kind of like it for them? Once LeBron bolts, they’ll at least have something resembling a core to start the rebuild.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?