“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Impressive. How’d they get NBA refs for a high school game?

I Hate The Patriots And All Their Fans But I Live Here And Need Them To Win

There’s no vaccine for affluenza.

who cares

Allow me to voice my conclusions.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

For some reason, package thieves are my most hated type of person on the planet. If I were president, immediate death penalty for any/all package thieves.

Safe bet you haven’t been to Cleveland in the last 5-10 years

rude

Dudley looks like that guy no one wants to guard in a pickup game because he sweats way too much

I have no date to support the fact that 472 of Thome’s 612 Homers were against the Tigers...but, I’m pretty sure its true. Congrats to all 4. They are certainly deserving.

Pats vs Eagles again. Couldn’t have happened to nicer fan bases.

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

Bill Murray’s son is an assistant coach at Xavier.

A) I was 17