NO ONE CARES!

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

But they also blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.

And I just hope that every Lions, Browns, Bengals, and Jets fan gets to have a little miracle of their own one day.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Consent?

I’ve decided watching Bortles is the best because there is an element of comedy and danger to every play. Makes it exciting.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

You are a joyless, miserable person.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

If there’s one thing Mets fans love seeing over and over again, it’s Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce.

i’m shocked that Jay Bruce is only 31.

Trouble With the Perv

Because he $halieves in his $on.

“Yes, yes I do. I shalieve. I shalieve.”

What is this?

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.