For real, my wife loved his ‘you da real mvp’ speech years back, but now he’s a sell out punk bitch.

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck New England. But on the other hand, fuck Pittsburgh.

Nightmare fuel.

You are free to not subject yourself to the stories. Just a thought.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.

Fun fact: UNC has more than 50% as many student-athletes (867) as Wofford has total students (1,683).

UNC lost to Wofford at home. That event is why snark was invented.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

The mustache is a nice touch. I imagine he will tell those who attend the showcase that he could probably throw a baseball over those mountains.

Sure, he’s muscular now, but I challenge you to find one picture of Tim during his playing career where he’s not ripped.

Fun fact about Titanic. When I was 13, it was the only movie my family owned that had nudity in it and I used to know exactly how long it took for the VHS to fast forward or rewind to the painting scene and how much time I had to check if the coast was clear.

This is probably my favorite Ohio-Plate. I don’t know if the owner still has it, but it was on a MKV GTI that used to hang out with my old Michigan-VW group.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.